Bateaus Seafood

06/04/2026

🦞We still have boiled crawfish available🦞

But y’all better come get some before this thing eats them all!

06/02/2026

Crawfish and crabs available all week long
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05/29/2026

Just got a few crabs dropped off for the first time in a while.

Live, boiled and soft-shells available

05/26/2026

Crawfish delivered to your door by what?!

05/19/2026

UPDATE: Apparently it’s not always the thought that counts. She was NOT excited at all.

I figured while the wife was at work I’d do her a favor by folding the towels and putting them away.
She’s gonna be so surprised!

05/18/2026

I figured while the wife was at work I’d do her a favor by folding the towels and putting them away.
She’s gonna be so surprised!

05/14/2026

1500 pounds of crawfish boiled and delivered.

This would not have been possible without the unmatched work ethic and dedication of Shane.

Shane personally harvested the crawfish, boiled the crawfish, boxed up the crawfish, and delivered them with a smile.

Next time you’re in the shop, let Shane know how much you appreciate his relentless pursuit of perfection.

Thanks,
Shane did not write this

P.S.
We’ve included a photo of the blood blister on Shane’s hand to show that no matter how much adversity he faces, the job will get done.

05/14/2026

Crawfish is almost over so get’em while you can!!

05/09/2026

A lot of fishermen couldn’t run traps due to the ponds being flooded. But no worries!

A little string, a few hot dogs, and I’ll do what it takes to make sure everyone gets the crawfish they ordered from us for Mother’s Day.

04/29/2026

A few people are asking us why we’re fueding with the Landrys.

Well, it’s simple. Jacob Landry (swamp People) still owes us $2.81 for some crawfish he sampled out of our pot a while back when he was up here.

A man should always pay his debt. So until the debt is paid in full, he should keep his stupid truck off our property.

Lyndsi Landry, this war is not with you, only your husband.

You’ve got 5 minutes to get this thing off my property or it’s getting towed Jacob Landry (swamp People) Hole 'N Da Wall Seafood!!!!