La Fauxmagerie

La Fauxmagerie The UK’s first and only plant-based Cheesemonger

Thrilled to share our Camemvert has scooped the Vegan Food & Living Editor’s Choice award this year! 🏆The editor said it...
10/06/2026

Thrilled to share our Camemvert has scooped the Vegan Food & Living Editor’s Choice award this year! 🏆

The editor said it best: “A must for any cheeseboard — super indulgent yet creamy and mellow in flavour.” If you haven’t tried it yet, now’s the moment 💚

Celebrate this week with a complimentary Camemvert, dispatched with every order delivered this week. DM us for the lin...
02/06/2026

Celebrate this week with a complimentary Camemvert, dispatched with every order delivered this week. DM us for the link to purchase 💚

This is what saving the planet looks like 🧀🌍Every plant-based choice makes a difference, and we’re here to make sure tha...
22/04/2026

This is what saving the planet looks like 🧀🌍

Every plant-based choice makes a difference, and we’re here to make sure that choice is never a compromise.

Happy Earth Day 🌱

We’re asking a simple question - what do you really want from vegan cheese? ➡️ https://forms.gle/sX6QB7bPqE35vAMu5We’ve ...
08/04/2026

We’re asking a simple question - what do you really want from vegan cheese? ➡️ https://forms.gle/sX6QB7bPqE35vAMu5

We’ve launched The Big Vegan Cheese Survey to understand what you love, what you feel is missing, and what you’d happily eat every single day.

This isn’t a box-ticking exercise. We’ll read every response, and it will directly shape the future.

It takes less than 5 minutes to complete and as a thank you:

* Every entrant receives a £5 gift card
* For every 100 responses, one person will receive a £100 gift card

If you’ve ever wished for something more from vegan cheese - this is your moment to say it! 💚

Finally, a board that tastes as good as what’s on it… 🧀Following a recent landmark ruling that bans the confusing use of...
01/04/2026

Finally, a board that tastes as good as what’s on it… 🧀

Following a recent landmark ruling that bans the confusing use of the word “cheeseboard” for wooden items (swipe for the article ➡️), we thought hard about how to ensure compliance.

We’d hate to confuse consumers, so we took this ruling very seriously and are proud to introduce the world’s first 100% literal CHEESE-BOARD.

Yes, the board is cheese. The cheese on top is cheese. It’s all vegan cheese.

Eat the cheese. Eat the board. And leave no evidence behind... 🤫

Balham Blue is back! You asked, we listened 💙And for a limited time only, it’s just £5 a slice…Born from the spirit of S...
05/03/2026

Balham Blue is back! You asked, we listened 💙

And for a limited time only, it’s just £5 a slice…

Born from the spirit of Shropshire Blue, naturally coloured with annatto and built on a sweet potato base. Made for people who take their cheeseboards seriously.

Shop now: lafauxmagerie.co.uk

Camden Cultured range has landed at 🧀.*First at their freshly reopened Islington branch (celebrating local makers and a...
28/02/2026

Camden Cultured range has landed at 🧀.

*First at their freshly reopened Islington branch (celebrating local makers and artisans as part of its relaunch) before a wider rollout in April. 🌿

Pop in store and let us know what you think 💚

Time to relax 🎄💚A huge thanks for your continued support this year. Our team are getting ready to down tools and spend t...
24/12/2025

Time to relax 🎄💚

A huge thanks for your continued support this year. Our team are getting ready to down tools and spend time with loved ones – and we can’t thank everyone enough for the love and care put into every hamper dispatched this season.

Have a wonderful Christmas, everybody. We’re signing off to be with family and friends.

FAQs are available on our site, and for any queries on the other side of Christmas, we’ll be in touch as soon as we can. Please bear with us and show festive kindness whilst we operate with a reduced team! 🧀✨

Multi-award-winning, endlessly versatile, and loved by fauxmage fans nationwide.✨ Brixton BlueBold, bright, beautifully ...
18/12/2025

Multi-award-winning, endlessly versatile, and loved by fauxmage fans nationwide.

✨ Brixton Blue
Bold, bright, beautifully veined – our modern take on a classic blue. Tangy, creamy, and a constant favourite.

✨ Camemvert
Ultra-creamy, soft-ripened, perfectly gooey when baked. A true showstopper and one of our most loved cheeses.

✨ Shoreditch Smoked
Rich, savoury, gently smoked, with that deep cheddar-style satisfaction. A best-seller for a reason.

Whether you’re building a cheeseboard, gifting a hamper, or stocking up for the season – this trio delivers every time.

Find them in our Christmas hampers, through our stockists, and in selected Waitrose stores nationwide. 💚🖤

🎄 Last call for Christmas fauxmage! 🎄All regular orders have now left the building — and we’re officially in hamper-only...
14/12/2025

🎄 Last call for Christmas fauxmage! 🎄
All regular orders have now left the building — and we’re officially in hamper-only mode for the final festive countdown.

If you’re a last-minuter (no judgement, we see you 💚), this is your very last chance to get our Christmas hampers delivered in time for the big day.

✨ Festive Favourites
✨ Christmas Classics

Once this week’s slots are gone, that’s it — the elves hang up their aprons and we close for Christmas.

Tap to order your hamper and make your table a little more faux-bulous this year. 🧀✨

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Thursday 12pm - 10pm
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