06/10/2026
Hear ye, hear ye...
Not many of you folk would have met our dear Mummy, Frances... nor would you know that today, the 7th of October, marks her 70th birthday! Thus making it to her 8th decade of gracing the realm of humble earth. Every year we unknowingly celebrate her day with a public holiday on a Monday in October, and say it's for the other monarchy across the ditch... no my fellow peasants... we really take this time as common family members to appreciate all that she hath endured and provided for us kidlets.
So to 'Mark' this monumental moment in time Melissa has decided to run a special in Mother's honour and give a slight nod to her birth land - England 🏴
Introducing the 'Pig of a feast' special:
Pork sausage THIN ONLY- $19.56 per kg
Pork fillet - $19.56 per kg
Pork Scotch Fillet $19.56 pet kg
And... Purchase any other item in store to have access to the MEGA American pork Rib special: $8 per kg (FROZEN ONLY, approximately 4 to a pack and limited to 2 pkts per customer)
WHILE STOCK LASTS
Don't forget to wish our Dear Frances many a hip-hip hoo-ha and all that jazz if your paths should cross in the coming days. And as always, stay classy 👏 😎