07/05/2021
I love a good cooking fail and I've had plenty in my time. Here's an especially great one from yesterday involving the weirdest of vegan ingredients, aquafaba.
I have never used aquafaba before because I find the idea repulsive. Why use chickpea juice to make desserts when you have coconut cream and flax eggs, WHY? But the pics in the Bosh recipe book are so pretty and I got sucked in and thought I too could be a vegan pastry chef. It turns out I cannot.
The first picture is what I was trying to make. Spoiler alert: I did not make that.
In the second picture, things seemed to be going ok - I beat my brine into stiff meringue-like peaks like the recipe said. I only just managed to remember what I was working with as my finger was on my way to my mouth for a taste. Thank f #$k.
Picture number 3 is all the evidence we need to confirm that baking with chickpea juice is unnatural and offends the cooking gods. The undissolved sugar and melted chocolate sank to the bottom of the bowl and did not mix into the briney 'meringue'. The air deflated in 5 seconds flat to create a watery, chickpea-scented ocean. The best part? It still tasted like chickpeas!
In conclusion, that is the first and last time I ever go against the natural order of COMMON SENSE and create desserts out of legume juice, but at least I got a good story out of it 🤣🤣