10/30/2026
🥩🔪 EMPLOYEE SPOTLIGHT: TIM — 3 YEARS OF SURVIVAL 🔪🥩
Somehow, someway… Tim has officially survived 3 YEARS at McPhee’s Butcher Block. 😂👏
Tim is our custom butcher and the guy who keeps track of what needs cut, when it needs cut, breaks down carcasses on the saw, and generally handles business without needing someone to hold his hand.
Honestly, if Tim stopped paying attention for one day, there’s a solid chance the rest of us would just be standing in the back staring at a carcass like, “Sooo… now what?” 😂
Tim has exactly two work modes:
😐 Mode 1: Head down. Focused. Quiet. Please don’t speak to me.
🤡 Mode 2: “FINE. I’ll smile. I’ll be goofy. Take your stupid picture so the Office Manager will LEAVE ME ALONE.”
There is no in-between.
He may act like every interaction with the Office Manager takes approximately 6 months off his life, but deep down we know he loves us.
Probably.
Maybe.
We haven’t confirmed it. 😂
All jokes aside, Tim shows up, works hard, knows his stuff and gets stuff DONE. He’s been a huge part of McPhee’s for the last three years, and we appreciate every bit of hard work and dedication he’s put in.
Happy 3 years, Tim! 🥩🔪🎉
Thanks for everything you do — and congratulations on successfully tolerating the Office Manager for another 365 days. 😂👏