Riley's Exotic Meat Emporium

05/03/2023

The boys talk about the Dalai Lama sucking tongues, women and their lady parts, Why AI is stupid, and their favorite hobbies! Follow BroDads on Instagram at ! While you're over there check out their individual instagrams as well. Rating the show is a great way to support BroDads. www....

04/26/2023

The boys return and they talk about shows they did this week, death, and donating your body to science. Follow the BroDads on all the social media! www.phillkopcomedy.com www.harryjriley.com follow BroDads on Instagram!

04/20/2023

This week, we talk about our worse bombs, the origins of co****le, Elks clubs, and much more. To purchase Phil's merch go to: www.philkopcomedy.com To purchase Harry's stuff go to www.harryjriley.com Follow the bros on instagram

05/18/2020

We here at exotic meat emporium want you to know that we have taken precautions to stop the spread of COVID-19. First, we have stopped fondling your meat. Some of our guys in the back really liked that, but we made them stop. Second, our on site meat licker has been laid off. Third, we stop letting the kid with the runny nose operate the meat slicer. We will do everything in our power to stop the spread so we can get back to eating the most delicious mythological beasts on earth. Thank you.

01/10/2020

Don't let the snow keep you from picking up some prime Crypto meat. Don't let Burger King tell you to eat plants that smell like donkey ass! Get in here and get this meat in your gut!!

06/19/2019

We have a local favorite in all week! We personally went to bear lake and caught this big sum bitch and we will be selling filet of Bear Lake Monster for just 35$ a lb! You can get that price at Wal Mart. Hell, they don't even have Bear Lake Monster. They have catfish that they spread goat poo on to give off that classic Bear Lake Monster smell. Come in and get some of this MEAT!!

04/08/2019

We just got in the last of this season's Fur Trout. You have have them whole or filet for only $24 a lb! We will also sell the fur for $20 a bushel! You can't get these deals anywhere else!!

02/13/2019

You really want to empress your mate this Valentine’s Day, buy them some Peruvian man eater seeds. They will grow to protect your home from intruders and pest like mice, raccoons, and jehovah witnesses.

02/03/2019

Looking for some Jackalope franks for the Super Bowl (we say the Superbowl cause we don't give a gosh darn about lawsuits)? We still have a couple pallets in the back!

01/29/2019

CHECK OUT OUR MEAT!!

11/28/2018

We just got a shipment of ancient hairy rhino hind quarters. This animal went extinct about 100,000 years ago. So you know what that means? This meat has been aged to perfection! Come get some at only $3,400 a lb. Some of the best ancient meat you can buy on this side of Spokane.

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