Kidd Jerky Company

06/08/2026

🚨 KIDD JERKY VACATION WARNING 🚨

We’re hitting the road Wednesday for a week 😎☀️ and the jerky stash is going with everyone else first!

Whether you’re headed to the ball fields ⚾🥎, dance competitions 💃, lake days 🚤, camping 🏕️, or summer vacation road trips 🚗… don’t forget the most important snack — KIDD JERKY 🔥🥩

Current lineup:
🥩 Original — 0
🌶️ Spicy — Sold Out
🔥 Nashville Hot — 0
🫑 Jalapeño — sold out
🥒 It’s a Big Dill — 3
🥩 Steakhouse Bold — 1
👻 Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost — 0

Grab it today or tomorrow before we disappear for a week 😂

Because nobody wants to explain to the kids why Dad packed gas station jerky 😆

📩 Message me to reserve yours!
KIDD JERKY — Small Batch • Big Flavor

06/07/2026

🚨🥩 Kidd Jerky vacation warning! 🥩🚨

We’re heading out of town for a week starting Wednesday, so if you need your jerky fix… now’s the time! 😎
Lots of bags going out today & tomorrow — grab yours before we hit the road because once we’re gone, you’re stuck eating gas station jerky 😂
Message me to reserve yours for pickup! 🔥

05/23/2026

🇺🇸 Memorial Day survival kit checklist:
☑️ Burgers
☑️ Hot dogs
☑️ Ice chest
☑️ Sunscreen
☑️ KIDD JERKY 😎🥩
Because nobody wants to be stuck at the lake with only celery and potato salad 😂
🔥 Original – 5
🌶️ Nashville Hot – 5
🔥 Spicy – sold out
🫑 Jalapeño – 5
👻 Ghost Pepper – 9
🐄 BOLD Steakhouse-7
🥒 Dill Pickle – 10
Get your jerky fix before Uncle Randy eats it all on the way to the cookout 🇺🇸💀

05/16/2026

🔥 🚨 KIDD JERKY FLASH SALE 🚨 🔥
$8 BAGS TODAY ONLY 💰
These won’t last long! 👀
🥩 Steakhouse Bold – sold out
🔥 Original – Sold Out
🌶️ Jalapeño – Sold Out
🥵 Spicy – Sold Out
First come, first served!
Message now before they’re gone! 💨

05/06/2026

Still have Time for Mother’s Day

🌸 Mother’s Day is coming… and moms don’t want flowers, they want JERKY 😆 🌸
Kidd Jerky is LOCKED & LOADED:
🔥 15 Original
🌶 10 Spicy
🥩 10 Steakhouse Bold
🥒 7 Dill Pickle
🌶🧀 7 Jalapeño
🔥 sold out Nashville (last bag… don’t blink!)
Skip the candles and chocolate this year… be the favorite child 😎
📩 Message now to claim yours — porch pickup ready!

05/04/2026

🌸 Mother’s Day is coming… and moms don’t want flowers, they want JERKY 😆 🌸
Kidd Jerky is LOCKED & LOADED:
🔥 15 Original
🌶 10 Spicy
🥩 10 Steakhouse Bold
🥒 7 Dill Pickle
🌶🧀 7 Jalapeño
🔥 sold out Nashville (last bag… don’t blink!)
Skip the candles and chocolate this year… be the favorite child 😎
📩 Message now to claim yours — porch pickup ready!

04/06/2026

🔥 Kidd Jerky survived Easter… and we’re STILL LOADED for the work week! 🔥
Skip the sugar crash — grab something that actually keeps you going 💪
👊 Available NOW:
• 7 Original
• 6 Steakhouse Bold
• 6 Spicy
• 10 Jalapeño
• 3 Dill Pickle
• 2 Ghost 👻
Perfect for:
💼 Work snacks
🚗 Road trips
🏃 Practice fuel
😎 Hiding from coworkers
⚡ First come, first served — this won’t last!
📩 Message me to claim yours before they’re gone!

04/02/2026

🐰🥩 ADULT EASTER BASKETS JUST GOT UPGRADED 🥩🐰
Forget the candy…
👉 Your grown kids want Kidd Jerky 😆
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – WILL SELL OUT 🚨
🥩 6 Original
🌶 5 Spicy
🌶 8 Jalapeño
🔥 Sold Out Steakhouse Bold
🥒 2 Dill Pickle
🍗 Sold out Nashville
👻 2 Ghost
💥 FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED 💥
(No holds… when it’s gone, it’s gone 👀)
🐣 Don’t be the parent with a weak Easter basket this year 😂
📩 Message me NOW for porch pickup