10/21/2026
🐐WELL, APPARENTLY MY HUSBAND HAS A SECRET ADMIRER. 🤣💘
Y’all I cannot make this stuff up.
Yesterday, I was driving home from the farmers market when my husband, Steve, called me with what I can only describe as a VERY unfortunate, yet hilarious update from the buck pen.
Now, for those of you who don’t know, our buck BB has developed a rather questionable romantic obsession with my husband, and I don’t know what Steve did to win this boy’s heart, but BB is absolutely SMITTEN.
Well, Steve was just minding his own business, filling up the water in the buck pen, when BB apparently decided the moment was right to take their relationship to the next level, soooo
This lovesick fool stood up, put BOTH front hooves on the fence, whipped out his little fire hose, and proceeded to GIVE POOR STEVE A GOLDEN SHOWER OF AFFECTION. 💦🤣🤣
STEVE WAS JUST TRYING TO WATER THE GOATS.
BB WAS TRYING TO WATER STEVE. 😭💀
And apparently, in BB’s mind, this was the most romantic gesture he could possibly offer.
Sir! THAT IS NOT HOW WE FLIRT.
So if anybody needs relationship advice, please don’t ask BB cause his love language is apparently acts of urination. 💦🐐🤣🤦🏻♀️
Just another perfectly normal day here where the bucks have absolutely NO SHAME and my husband may need a restraining order. 🤣
Somebody PLEASE tell me why my goat is in love with my husband. 😭😂
