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06/04/2026

🍌🚨 THE BANANA MENACE RETURNS 🚨🍌

You all bullied us into bringing Banana back... so here we are.

But we couldn't just leave it alone.

This time we've added one of your all-time favorites... BISCOFF. 😏

Introducing the BB BOMB 💣
A banana-packed masterpiece loaded with Biscoff goodness that is about to have some of you rearranging your entire day just to get one.

⚠️ Available while supplies last.

And judging by how you all act when Banana shows up, that may not be very long.

We'll also have breakfast sandwiches ready to go because caffeine on an empty stomach is a bold strategy.

📍 Galleria Johnstown
⏰ 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM

Come early, grab a BB Bomb, and let's make questionable caffeine decisions together.

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The crypt is on the move this month 🙌🏼🖤

06/03/2026

06/02/2026

Alright you feral potassium enthusiasts… 🍌

Y’all loved banana so much that we’ve officially made the executive decision to turn it into a series.
That’s right. A brand new banana creation will be dropping until our caffeine-fueled brains run out of questionable but delicious ideas.

So tell us… 👀
What do you think the next banana combo is?

The Banana Chronicles continue… and honestly, we’re all just along for the ride at this point. ☕💀🍌

We mayyy think about selling containers of it… mayyybee 🤷🏻‍♀️

06/01/2026

Alright listen up, feral caffeine enthusiasts...
We’re finally sitting down to go through resumes over the next few days, which means this is your last call to throw your hat into the chaos ring. ☕💀
We may be filling 2-3 positions and yes, we're as shocked as you are. 😱

Requirements:
☠️ Reliability (a wild concept, we know)
☠️ Excellent customer service
☠️ Ability to travel to different locations/events
☠️ Some social media presence
☠️ Ability to survive caffeine-fueled shenanigans and controlled chaos

This is NOT a sit-in-one-place-all-day kind of job. One day you're at the Galleria Johnstown, the next you're slinging lattes at a festival wondering how 400 people appeared out of nowhere.

Think you've got what it takes?

📧 Send your resume to: [email protected]

No resume = no response.
DMs are not applications.
Carrier pigeons are discouraged.

Join the Chaos Crew. 🖤