The Poop Deck Fresh Eggs

10/09/2026

🥚🐓 FRESH EGGS AVAILABLE! 🐓🥚

Stock up while they last! 🍳 As the sun goes down earlier and the days get shorter, the ladies start slowing down production. 🐔🍂

🥚 6 dozen fresh, unwashed, counter-safe eggs
🧊 2 dozen washed & refrigerated eggs

💲 $5 per dozen

Perfect for breakfast, baking, and all your favorite fall recipes! 🍳🥧

📩 Message us to claim your dozen before they’re gone!

🥚 The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs🐓

09/25/2026

Looking for plans this stormy weekend? 🌧️🥚

Stock up on fresh eggs and get to baking! Whether you’re whipping up cookies, cakes, muffins, or a cozy breakfast, we’ve got you covered.

We have 8 dozen fresh eggs available today — $5 per dozen.

Send us a message to reserve yours before they’re gone!

09/13/2026

These are some of the newest ladies of The P**p Deck. They are very curious to see what I’m doing with their eggs

08/22/2026

The babies have started laying tiny eggs! 🥚🐣

If you’d like a few extras with your next dozen, just let us know and we’ll toss in some of these tiny cuties. They’re small, adorable, and perfect for a little farm-fresh surprise!

08/14/2026

Shop local. No issues when they come fresh from the chickens in our coop
DM for your dozen

07/01/2026

06/20/2026

Introducing the newest residents of The P**p Deck. We raised and sold a few but these ladies will be staying on with us.

Suggest some names for these little ones!

Plenty of fresh eggs available from the older girls. $5/dozen

06/09/2026

We have 2 dozen eggs ready to go. DM for yours before our regulars put their orders in and we run low.

05/18/2026

If you’re looking for some additions to your flock or you are just getting started in the world of chickens we have two available. They are already outside.

05/02/2026

We are raising 8 new additions for The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs
They are dramatic but so cute. Can’t wait to see the colors these ladies give us 🥚