Berger Vegetable Farms

Berger Vegetable Farms Berger Farms has been providing quality nutrient dense fruits and vegetables since 2018 That’s where Berger Tree comes in.
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Trees beautify your home, adding visual warmth and summer shade...but sometimes they need help. Tom Berger of Berger Tree is only a phone call away from taking care of your trees. Please don't hesitate to leave a message, and Tom will call you as soon as he climbs down from the tree.

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06/04/2026

Delaney Hall.
GOE Group, a prison for profit enterprise, owns and operates the concentration camp know as Delaney Hall. The redumblican party would have you believe that privatizing tasks that were once controlled by the government is a fast way to remove fraud, waste and abuse. Geo received ONE BILLION of our tax payer dollars to run the 1000 inmate facility. Now I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can do simple math. We are giving GEO group ONE MILLION dollars per inmate. I will say that again, ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER INMATE. How much of OUR money do you think is going into this facility. How much of our money do you think is going into the pockets of the elite criminals running Geo. How much of our money is going into the pockets of corrupt political officials. Fraud, waste and abuse on steroids. Fear not, it's all under the watchful eye of the ultra fiscally responsible redumblican party.
Time to choose trumpets. We have heard that trump knows more than the generals. More than the Pope. More than Jesus. More than the rule of law, the Constitution and the democratic process. But now, he is a much greater entertainer than ELVIS. So, for all of you that have your Velvet Elvis hanging over the mantle in the living room, time to make a choice. Who is really the King. I know, for at least for ONE of you out there, this is going to be a very difficult decision. Good luck with that redumblicans.

05/28/2026

We have many more beautiful spring lettuce ready for sale. Asparagus as well. Please know our lettuce is guaranteed. Guaranteed not to be sterile, not to be perfect, not to be vacuum sealed and may contain an additional unexpected protein source from time to time. BUT, is delicious. And if stored well, Berger Farms lettuce can last four weeks or more. This week open
Friday 10-4
Saturday 10-2
Thanks to all.

05/28/2026

Hey redumblicans.
Your president had his physical the other day. Six foot four and 182 pounds. He did 50 push ups and ran the mile in under four minutes. I am sure he swims 50 laps in the NON REFLECTING pool every day. Hopefully, some of you go out to cheer him on during his brutal physical fitness workouts. Just for you, the smartest in the bunch, I am offering prime ocean-front property for sale right here in Mount Airy, Maryland. Don't delay. Only the lucky few will be able to tickle their toes in the sand and surf.
Did you like what I did with the word republican? Redumblican. I thunked it up all be myself. Look how cool and smart I am. Everybody on the playground wants to be just like me. Just think, if I can think up some more childish names to call elected officials, lie to everyone I speak to and steal from and defraud the American people, maybe I can be president one day. Gosh I really hope so. With super smart voters like you, I think I have a really good chance. Keep up the good work redumblicans.

05/15/2026

We have ready for eatin 10 beautiful spring lettuces, a few radishes and some asparagus. We will be open Saturday from 10am till 2pm. Come and get em.

05/15/2026

True Colors.
The republican party is openly showing the people of America their true colors. It ain't red or blue. White. Only white. Exclusively white. As white as the sheets they are pulling over their heads. This new republic is proudly brought to you by the white, middle aged, very wealthy, American male. No opposition allowed. No dissenting voices heard. One single party to rule. We the masses are to fund this juggernaut. Pay up, shut up and get out of the way. We will tell you what to say. We will tell you what to think. We will tell you what you can do. You will like it, or we will start filling our concentration camps, which you paid for, with anyone we consider undesirable.
So just who might fall into this undesirable category? Anyone not mentioned above. Are you white. AND are you male. AND are you ridiculously wealthy. If you answered no to any of these questions, you are officially one of the 99.9%, and available for long term housing provided free of charge by your authoritarian, dictatorial, no need for an election government.
The republican party now has the honor of standing for nothing. Nothing in the Declaration of Independence. Nothing in the Constitution of the United States of America. This is now the party of corruption. This now the party of no voice, no vote. I have called these republicans "do nothing boot lickers." I was wrong. They are doing som**hing. They are singlehandedly destroying the greatest democracy this world has ever seen.
Over 70% of Americans do not want to live in this world ( I would like to think it is a lot more that that ). The republicans do not care. The goal is to r**e pillage and loot this countries wealth and resources. Place that bounty into the hands of the very few. And when this nation, once called the envy of the world, has crumbled into bankruptcy and ruin, they will run off with our wealth and treasure. Hopefully on musk's space pod to Mars. Good riddance.

05/09/2026

The Shell Game.
For over a decade the people of America have been playing the trump shell game. Promises promises. Under this shell is America getting great. Under this shell are your enemies keeping you down. Under this shell is all of the money a guy like me will put in your pocket. We the people couldn't wait to lift the next shell. It is the lottery mentality. Buy enough tickets and eventually you will win. Lift enough trump shells and you will finally find the golden pea.
But this is just a game. This is just a con. The dancing bear designed to grab your attention while his handler picks your pocket. Not a single promise of profit to everyday American citizens has ever been kept. Where are your trump tariff dividend checks. Where are your high paying manufacturing jobs. Where are your low, low prices. Where are the everyday Americans getting greater and greater.
As the bear dances, what are we are meant not to see. The destruction of every department in the United States government. The outrageous incompetence of every trump appointed billionaire idiot. The theft of our personal information. The insider trading, making someone hundreds of billions of dollars, while destroying the confidence in those markets. The illegal war mongering activities. The murders. The bribery. The gifts of government contracts to the special few. The incompetent, and more important, the mentally unable clown sitting in our oval office. The lies and false bravado. The lower standard of living that every American is now forced to reside in while the billionaire class breaks new heights in profit and wealth. The fact that our children will grow up with far less rights and freedoms than our parents did. Every decision, every policy, every executive order is designed to keep the bear dancing while this administration picks our pocket.
For the few Americans still lifting those shells, guess what, there is no pea. Light Bulb.

05/08/2026

`Antisemitism.
Prejudice, hatred or hostility towards people of the Jewish religion as individuals or as a group. This word and this definition has been grossly overused in recent years. Most instances where this term is used are not just a little off, they are completely false.
I say that the crook, the war criminal, the dictator, the pig of a human being netanyahu should be removed from power and sentenced to life in prison. This statement has nothing to do with the Jewish religion. This statement has nothing to do with any religion. Yet this statement is labeled antisemitic. I say that the ACTIONS of the state of Israel in Palestine are genocidal. The expressed intent of that country to eliminate all the people of Palestine. Again, there are those that will label my statement as antisemitic. And yet no where in my statement is the mention of any religion of any kind at all.
When people stand up to support the Palestinian people and bring light to their suffering and of the crimes committed against them, they are labeled. They are treated as criminals for pointing out these criminal acts. When I say that the biggest terrorist nation in the Middle East is Israel, people will shout at my attack on the Jewish religion. What Israel is doing, what Israel is CHOOSING to do in Palestine and Lebanon is illegal, unethical and immoral, not religious. No mention of these actions in the Hebrew bible. These are not the actions of religious people. These are not the actions of those that follow a God. So stop telling me my distain towards netanyahu and my disgust with the State of Israel have anything to do with religion, because they don't.
Because the majority of the people who live in Israel are of the Jewish religion, are we to assume that all of the decisions of the State are based on that religion? No. To attack a people for the choice they make in the religion they follow is wrong. To attack a State for its immoral and illegal behavior is not. We need to stop treating Israel as a religion and treat them as the terrorist state that their Actions dictate them to be. We need to dismantle AIPAC. We need to replace our elected officials that choose to take money to support a war criminal. We need to follow the laws of OUR land and refuse to use our taxpayer monies to fund the criminal actions of a foreign nation.
If the Jewish people of Israel want to remove this stain on their nation and their religion, they must unite to eliminate the dictator and his puppet regime. We the people of the United States could learn a lot from an action like this.

05/03/2026

The world is flat.
This is possibly the only lie this administration and the republicans have not told to the American people in the last month. I am not saying that they will not try this one on for size at any moment. When it comes to lying, nothing is beyond them.
According to republicans, gas prices are down. Gas prices are not down. In fact the price of fuel has not really started to increase yet. The refining process takes about six weeks. Add that time to the days it takes an oil tanker to travel from the Middle East since the beginning of trumps stupid war. Multiply that by big oil's dramatic increase in the exports of our refined fuels, thus depleting our fuel stocks. Add to that the inability of the world to replace this missing millions of barrels of oil needed per day. Come the 4th of July, we will be longing for the days of gas at five dollars a gallon.
That is just gas in our tanks. It can take up to one year for a barrel of oil to work its way throughout our economy in all of its various forms. We have seen none of this price increase, but we will. Every single item we have the ability to purchase will increase in price, because every single item we purchase is tied to oil. The containers, the trucks, the temperatures, the plastics, the drugs, the printing. Everything is tied to big oil one way or another.
According to republicans these high prices are worth it, because we stopped Iran from dropping an atomic bomb on us. The same bomb that US intelligence told the president was ten years in the future. The same bomb the world had eyes on and had under control before the idiot trump ripped up the Iran nuclear deal. The same bomb that had its entire infrastructure, development and research obliterated less than a year ago by the greatest military operation ever caried out in the history of historic military operations of history. And yes, all of these bombs sailing to America on an intercontinental ballistic missile that does not exist.
Just like the WALL that Mexico did not pay for, We The People will be paying for the illegal Ballroom, if it ever gets built.
The war is not a war. The war is a war. The straight of Hormoz is open. The straight is closed. We will open the straight. We can not open the straight. We want NATO's help to open the straight. We don't need NATO's help to open the straight. We don't want NATO's help for anything at all. We don't need the straight open, it does not matter to us. But we need the straight open because it does matter to us after all. This may sound like the ramblings of an idiot, but I cannot take credit for that. That credit belongs to the moron at 16 Pennsylvania Ave. The same moron who cannot pay for anything the American people need, but can spend two billion dollars a day playing arm breaker for president and war criminal netanyahu.

04/19/2026

Tax day has come and gone. I don't know about you, but I was able to almost fill up my car with gas with my enormous tax savings. That makes for a humorous statement but, I saw no difference in this years taxes from last years returns. No one is a huge fan of taxes. Investors harper on Return On Investment, ROI. Any time you invest your monies and return a greater amount it is considered a success. The greater the return the greater the success. I would suggest that very few Americans get a better bang for their buck than the investment in America with the taxes that they pay.
Think about what you get for your tax. Roads and bridges. Look at the cost of a single bridge. The new bridge being built in Baltimore for example. A huge ROI for the average American. Now multiply that by the million miles of roads and tens of thousand bridges. ROI through the roof. Multiply that by all of the services and programs and research provided to Americans by the taxes that they pay. Like taxes or not, what we get for what we give has a return unachievable almost anywhere else.
Politicians would have you believe that the government spends too much money. Maybe so. Campaign promises to cut taxes are an easy way get votes. The reality is that ALL Americans use government provided goods and services. EVERYONE. PERIOD. I have no time for some wooden puppet mouthpiece telling me how much money he will put back into my pocket while also voting for every big business money grab he is paid to support.
Here lies the problem. For the last 40 years or so, Republicans have been talking about cutting taxes and reducing government. The idea being grand, the application being flawed. What has happened under most Republican administrations has been one without the other. The trump administration has put this low tax, high spend agenda into overdrive.
Spend, spend, spend. Trump has grabbed US tax dollars and flushed them down the toilet at an astronomical rate. Reducing tax on corporations and the wealthy elite while spending money like a crack-head in a m**h lab. While this strategy works well for trump businesses that he can drop into bankruptcy and get out of dodge for free, It becomes a national disaster for a country. The fact that the republican party, yes the fiscally responsible ones, have stood by and done nothing but lick boot makes me sick. Save for Thomas Massie and Rand Paul, this worthless party should disband.
It is not a concept that is hard to grasp. When you spend more money than you make, you turn the hourglass over and let the sand start to fall. We have highly paid and educated people in Washington that show no concern for what happens when the sand runs out.
I will pay my tax. Because I want an EPA that controls and regulates corporate pollution. I want USAID back now. I want a labor department that stops the abuse of workers. I want a Federal Trade Commission that looks out for consumers. I want a Department of the Interior that will safe-guard the peoples pristine lands and natural wonders. I want a Department of Health that actually cares about the health of the American people. I want a Department of Justice that actually prosecutes criminals. I want Social Security forever, healthcare for all, no war now, no war ever and no one above the law.
Make every American pay their fare share. Watch what happens to the debt. Watch what happens to the economy. Watch what happens to the nation. Put the criminals in Washington in prison were they belong. Tell the corporations and the wealthy elite, pay your share or exit the premises. They are not necessary. They can be replaced. It is time to value the checkout girl at Safeway equally with the CEO at General Motors.

04/12/2026

One Day?
I do not know what you were expecting from these talks between the US and Iran, but for me, this ain't it. One freekin day. Why waste the jet fuel. This is why you do not send boys to do a mans job. I do not believe we could find three more inexperienced and incompetent people to negotiate for the American people anywhere. No skin in the game. That is my biggest gripe with these clowns. It will not be their sons and daughters, their wives and husbands, their mothers and fathers paying the price for someone's bloated ego. They sit in their gold plated oval office with their feet up on a comfy stool deciding how many dead US military personnel will be acceptable to potential voters/investors. Remember from an earlier post, peace is not as profitable as war. When we elect people to represent us that are only interested in profit, we can never be surprised when they choose gold over blood. To be exact, THEIR gold over OUR blood.

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