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10/23/2026

Super excited to be having Tinn's Grilled Philly Steak Subs back tomorrow from 11-6! If you haven’t had their philly yet, theres no better time than the present!!

Also, Meat Sweats BBQ & Catering LLC will be returning for the day on Saturday!

Two of our favorite food truck this weekend! It’s going to be magical and you can come grab one of our amazing hand scooped cones while you wait for your food.

We now have Highland cow squishies at the Kickass store because apparently what this place needed was tiny cattle you ca...
10/20/2026

We now have Highland cow squishies at the Kickass store because apparently what this place needed was tiny cattle you can stretch into next Tuesday. Little horns, fabulous hair, absolutely no plans to contribute to the household. Just sitting there looking like they know why your check engine light is on. The box says squish it, stretch it, squeeze it. Pretty demanding for a cow that doesn’t even pay rent.

And then we have the jumbo squeezy pumpkins. Great big ass orange stress vegetables with a smile that says “Go ahead, tell me what Rhonda did.” Squeeze it, stretch it, work through whatever happened in the family group chat. Finally, a pumpkin that can handle your problems without needing a cigarette behind the garage. Only five of the jumbo pumpkins left. Five. So if you see a grown man standing at our counter stretching a cow while clutching a pumpkin, mind your business. I’m trying to run a store and regulate my emotions.

Deer season is coming, and we’ve got orange hoodies thick enough to make your other sweatshirts question their purpose i...
10/18/2026

Deer season is coming, and we’ve got orange hoodies thick enough to make your other sweatshirts question their purpose in life. These things feel like somebody taught a blanket how to give hugs and then dressed it for deer camp.

And that Kickass logo? Embroidered. Actual stitching. No screen print here. Even the logo showed up wearing extra layers.

Regularly $90, now half price at $45. Apparently I looked at a mountain of orange sweatshirts and decided the responsible business move was to yell “release the pumpkins” and cut the price in half.

And we’ve got a pile of them. Come feel one at the Kickass Store because pictures don’t explain this level of thickness. Get one for yourself, one for your hunting buddy, or one for that person who starts shivering when somebody opens the refrigerator. We can’t help you get a deer, but we can help you look magical while explaining how big the one you missed was.

The squishy monster has made TWO deliveries in one week and apparently we’re just a dairy-themed emotional support facil...
10/16/2026

The squishy monster has made TWO deliveries in one week and apparently we’re just a dairy-themed emotional support facility now. Back by popular demand, the ever so magical cheddar cheese squishies have returned to the Kickass Store. All the squeeze, none of the crackers. Please don’t build a charcuterie board with these. Your guests will have questions.
Meanwhile, Alfie the elk is overseeing the shipment with the expression of a man who specifically asked us to stop bringing nonsense into his house. Sorry, Alfie. The people demanded the cheese. I don’t make the rules. I just stand under an elk and encourage adults to squeeze fake dairy.
Come get your handful of cheddar and give your stress something ridiculous to do. Alfie won’t make eye contact, but that’s between you and him.

The squishy monster dropped off another shipment and now we have roosters living in tiny barns. The Kickass Store is slo...
10/14/2026

The squishy monster dropped off another shipment and now we have roosters living in tiny barns. The Kickass Store is slowly becoming an emotional support petting zoo and nobody’s stopping it.

“Squeeze-a-doodle-doo.” A squishy stress toy. But my favorite is “Need a booster? Squeeze the rooster.” Well. Usually you’d buy me dinner first, but apparently we’re skipping straight to the barn. I have about 14 more comments and Tammy would prefer I keep every single one of them to myself.

We have nine of these little fellas available at the Kickass Store. Come grab one. The rooster. Just so we’re clear.

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5501 Highway 61
Goodview, MN
55987

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Tuesday 10am - 5pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 5pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 5pm

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