Bills produce

06/05/2026

🌸🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🌸

Listen... there are worse addictions.

Flowers won't empty your wallet in one night, text your ex at 2 a.m., or leave you wondering why there's a traffic cone in your living room.

Flowers just sit there looking pretty, minding their business, attracting butterflies and making your neighbors jealous.

The good news? I'm willing to be your dealer.

Need a fix? I've got hanging baskets, flowers, veggie plants, herbs, succulents, hens & chicks, and enough plant therapy to keep you out of trouble all summer.

Side effects may include: 🌼 Excessive smiling 🌼 Random trips to the garden 🌼 Talking to plants 🌼 Buying "just one more" 🌼 Suddenly becoming the person who points at flowers everywhere they go

Come see me before I have to water all this stuff again. My intervention strategy is simple: take some home.

📍 Bill's Produce & More 6628 State Highway 5

Your first hit of flower addiction starts with a hanging basket. After that, you're on your own. 😂🌸🌿

06/05/2026

📍 Bill's Produce & More
6628 State Highway 5
Fort plain ny

🚨 PLANT INTERVENTION NEEDED 🚨
The greenhouse has officially staged a rebellion.

We STILL have hundreds of succulents looking for homes. The flowers are judging me. The hanging baskets are multiplying when nobody is looking. The veggie plants have started a support group. Even Billy brought in hot peppers because apparently we weren't overwhelmed enough already.

🌶 Cherry Bomb Peppers 🌶 Hungarian Wax Peppers 🌿 Herbs 🌸 Flowers 🪴 Succulents 🍅 Veggie Plants 🌺 Hanging Baskets

At this point, these plants have overstayed their welcome. They're eating all the water, taking up all the room, and I swear some of them are starting to make eye contact.
Do your civic duty. Adopt a plant. Adopt ten.

Open until this jungle is under control.
Please. Before I have to start naming them and charging rent.

06/03/2026

🚨 PLANT EMERGENCY 🚨

📍 Bill's Produce & More
6628 State Highway 5
Fort plain ny

Somebody please come buy these plants before Billy adopts them all and starts naming them.

🌿 We are OVERFLOWING with succulents!
🌿 Just got a fresh shipment of hens and chicks!
🌿 Veggie plants galore!
🌿 Flowers everywhere you look!
🌿 Hanging baskets just sitting here waiting for someone to love them.

At this point, the plants are starting to give us dirty looks because nobody has taken them home yet.

Whether you're looking for tomatoes, peppers, flowers, succulents, or som**hing pretty to make the neighbors jealous, we've got it.

Open and ready to help you turn your yard from "abandoned gas station vibes" into "I definitely know what I'm doing" vibes.

Come save us from watering all this stuff another day. 🌻😂

05/29/2026

🌺 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE 🌺
The weather is finally cooperating, the plants are begging for new homes, and my yard is starting to look less like a greenhouse and more like a hostage situation.

Somebody come rescue these plants before I have to water them again.
🌸 Hanging Baskets — $12, $22 & $30 🌼 4 Packs — $3 🌿 6 Packs — $4 🪴 Single Potted Herbs $3 🌺 4 in potted succulents and flowers $4

Lots of flowers, veggies, herbs, baskets, and random things I forgot I even bought.

If you've been saying: 👉 "I need flowers." 👉 "I need to plant my garden." 👉 "I should make my yard look nice."
Well... today's your chance to stop talking about it and actually do it.

📍 Bill's Produce & More 6628 State Hwy 5 Fort Plain, NY

Come take some of this stuff home before Billy buys more and I end up living in a jungle.
Open until the plants are gone, I lose my mind, or both. 🤷‍♀️🌻😂

05/23/2026

05/18/2026

🌺 BILL’S PRODUCE 🌺
6628 State Hwy 5
Fort Plain, NY

Mother Nature’s been acting like she’s on a three-day m**h bender, but we’re still out here planting questionable financial decisions and making the yard look pretty.

🔥 JUST IN:
BIG mammoth hanging baskets & giant geranium baskets — $30.00
(These things are massive. Basically floral chandeliers.)

Regular hanging baskets — $22.00

🌼 Bedding flower packs & veggie packs rolling in daily:
4-pks — $3.00
6-pks — $4.00
🌳 Miscellaneous trees
🌵 Succulents
🪴 Random plants Billy dragged home

🤷‍♀️ And honestly… God knows what else at this point.
Someone’s usually here — if you pull in and don’t see anyone, honk. We’re probably chasing dogs, watering plants, arguing with the weather, or carrying dirt somewhere.

05/13/2026

Rain. Wind. Cold. More rain. Mother Nature’s been acting like she lost custody of her meds… but I’ve officially had enough of her crap and we are OPEN anyway. 😂

📍 Bill’s Produce
6628 State Hwy 5
Fort Plain, NY

The hanging baskets are finally rolling in and looking gorgeous!

🌸 Hangers — $22.00 each
Flats and planting stuff are slowly filing in little by little as the weather quits throwing tantrums.

🌱 4 packs — $3.00
🌱 6 packs — $4.00
🌱 Single 4” pots — $4.00
🌱 Rhubarb plants — $8.00

And yes… someone is ALWAYS here. If you pull in and don’t see anybody, HONK. We’re probably hiding from the weather, chasing plants that blew over, or arguing with the greenhouse. 😂

05/11/2026

🌦️ BILL’S PRODUCE 🌦️
6628 State Hwy 5 • Fort Plain, NY

Mother Nature is still off her meds and acting emotionally unstable… but we’re slowly unleashing the plant army into the yard anyway.

We added MORE hanging baskets, flowers, veggies, and goodies today!

🌸 4-packs & 6-packs flowers/veggies — $3.00 & $4.00

🌵 Succulents — $4.00 each

🌺 Dahlias in 4" pots — $4.00 each

🥬 RHUBARB PLANTS — $8.00 each
(Yes, the giant prehistoric pie stalks are finally here because I know some of you have been hunting for them like treasure.)

More stuff coming out daily as the weather quits having personality disorders.
If you pull in and don’t see anyone, honk. Somebody’s probably in the greenhouse arguing with petunias or moving 400 plants around for absolutely no reason. 🌱🤣

05/10/2026

6628 state hwy 5
Fort plain ny

Happy Mother’s Day to all the last-minute panic shoppers who just realized today is, in fact… Mother’s Day. 😅🌸
We still have goodies left at Bill’s Produce for the “oh crap I forgot” crowd:
🌺 Hanging baskets
🌳 Trees
🌵 Succulents
🌼 Dahlias
Because nothing says “I love you, Mom” quite like screeching into the driveway 10 minutes before dinner holding a flower basket like you totally planned ahead. 😂
Stop by and grab som**hing pretty before Billy starts claiming the leftovers for himself.

11/12/2025

6628 state hwy5
Fort plain ny

The garden’s winding down, but we’ve still got a few beauties left!

🥔 White Potatoes:
• 50 lb bags — $20
• 20 lb bags — $8

🍅 Big Green Tomatoes:
• $1 each or $10 a flat

Large Candy onions 50lb bags-- -$25 bag

Cabbage in bin $1 each

Plenty of squash still hanging around — $1 each!

It’s too chilly for the taters and maters to sit out, so please come to the door and we’ll load you up fresh from the stash.

Come grab the last of the crop before it’s gone ‘til spring!
— Bill’s Produce & More 🌻