Shane's Melons

10/05/2026

🌽🍂 SWEET CORN IS STILL HERE… AND SO IS THE PUMPKIN FUN! 🎃🍂

Yes, you read that right — we’ve got SWEET CORN at Shane’s Melon Stand! 🌽😍 So come grab some while you can, because fall has a funny way of sneaking by WAY too fast!

And speaking of fall… 🎃 Have you ever wondered how much you really know about pumpkins? Let’s test your pumpkin knowledge! 😂👇

🎃 FUN FACT #1: Pumpkins are technically a FRUIT, not a vegetable! Yep… your pumpkin pie is technically a fruit pie! 🤯😂

🎃 FUN FACT #2: Pumpkins are part of the squash family, along with zucchini, cucumbers, and melons. Pumpkins are basically the dramatic cousins of the produce world. 😂

🎃 FUN FACT #3: Pumpkins come in WAY more colors than orange! White, green, yellow, blue-ish shades, striped varieties… pumpkins are showing off these days! 🎨🎃

🎃 FUN FACT #4: The world’s heaviest pumpkins can weigh over 2,000 pounds! 😳 That’s not a pumpkin… that’s a porch problem! 😂

🎃 FUN FACT #5: Pumpkin seeds are edible! Roast them, season them, and you’ve got yourself a delicious fall snack. 🎃🌰

🎃 FUN FACT #6: Pumpkins have been grown for thousands of years! So this whole pumpkin-everything obsession? We’ve been at it for a LONG time! 😂

🎃 FUN FACT #7: Want your pumpkin to last longer? Keep it cool, dry, and out of direct sunlight, and keep it off wet ground. A happy pumpkin is a dry pumpkin! 😂

And now for the REALLY important part…

🖌️ PAINT THEM!
👻 CARVE THEM!
🎨 DECORATE THEM!
✨ GLITTER THEM!
😂 Give one a goofy face and name it!

There’s no wrong way to have pumpkin fun! Get the kids involved, get creative, and turn your pumpkins into something that makes your porch the talk of the neighborhood. 🧡🎃

🌽 And don’t forget to stop by Shane’s Melon Stand for your SWEET CORN while we’ve still got it! 🌽😍

🎃🍂 PUMPKINS + SWEET CORN + FALL WEATHER = THE BEST KIND OF FALL FUN! 🍂🌽

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09/19/2026

🎃🍂 FALL IS CALLIN’, AND SHANE’S MELONS IS ANSWERIN’! 🍂🎃

Listen up, pumpkin lovers! It’s time to get your FALL ON, and we’ve got the goodies to make your porch the talk of the neighborhood! 😎🍁

🎃 PUMPKINS, PUMPKINS & MORE PUMPKINS! Whether you’re decorating your porch, carving a spooky face, or letting the kiddos unleash their inner Picasso, we’ve got the pumpkins for YOU!

🎨 Got little pumpkin painters at home? Grab a pumpkin, break out the paint, and let those tiny artists go WILD! Don’t have the painting supplies? NO WORRIES! We’ve got painters to help with that, too! 😉🖌️

👻 Want to carve a pumpkin instead? Pick out the perfect victim—I mean, PUMPKIN—and let the spooky masterpieces begin! 😂🔪

🍂 And don’t forget the SQUASH! Perfect for fall decorating or whipping up something delicious in the kitchen!

But HOLD YOUR HORSES! 🐎 Just because fall is knocking doesn’t mean melon season has packed its bags!

🍉 Watermelons
🍈 Muskmelons & Honeydew
🍅 Fresh Tomatoes
🧅 Onions
🥔 Potatoes
🌶️ Jalapeños, Banana Peppers & Other Peppers
🎃 Pumpkins & Squash
And plenty of other garden goodies!

So round up the kiddos, grab your pumpkin-pickin’ crew, and head on over to SHANE’S MELONS!

Whether you're decorating, painting, carving, or just stocking up on fresh produce, we’ve got a little something for EVERYONE!

🍁 Come for the melons, stay for the pumpkins, and leave with enough fall goodies to make your neighbors jealous! 😂🎃

Don't wait until all the good pumpkins have been adopted! Come get yours before they're GOURD! 🤣🍂

09/12/2026

🚨🎃🍉 WELL, LOOKY WHAT JUST CAME ROLLIN’ OUTTA THE FIELD! 🍉🎃🚨

Y’all keep asking… and apparently Shane keeps listening. 😂👏

We are STOCKED UP with all kinds of fresh-picked goodness:

🎃 Pumpkins
🌱 Squash
🍈 Muskmelons
🍉 Watermelons
🍈 Honeydew
🍅 Tomatoes
🧅 Onions
🥒 And plenty of those fresh garden goodies!

BUT WAIT… 👀🥔

We’ve also got 10-LB BAGS OF GOLDEN POTATOES — and when we say these might be some of the BEST potatoes you’re gonna find… we ain’t just flappin’ our gums. 😂🥔

You asked. We got ’em.
Now the rest is on YOU. 🤷‍♀️😂

Don’t be sitting at home tonight saying, “Dang it, I should’ve stopped at Shane’s…” because we WILL have absolutely ZERO sympathy for you. 😂

Grab the keys, load up the kids, bring Grandma, bring your neighbor — heck, bring whoever has room in the vehicle for MELONS. 🚗💨🍉

📍 STOP BY SHANE’S MELON STAND TODAY!

Fresh outta the field, ready for your kitchen, and once it’s gone… well, you know the drill. 👋😂

🍉🥔🎃 SHANE PICKED IT — YOU BETTER COME GET IT! 🎃🥔🍉

09/07/2026

🎡🍉 LAST DAY OF THE SOUTH DAKOTA STATE FAIR! 🍉🎡

You’ve survived the crowds, spent way too much money, eaten enough fair food to question your life choices 😂… but DON’T HEAD HOME EMPTY-HANDED!

Make one last stop at Shane’s Melon Stand and load up on the GOOD stuff! 😎

🍉 Watermelons
🍈 Muskmelons & Honeydew
🎃 Pumpkins
🧅 Onions
🍅 Tomatoes
🥒 Cucumbers
🌶️ Peppers
🤎 Acorn & Butternut Squash
…and whatever else Shane’s got sittin’ around waiting to go home with you!

Because let’s be serious… you already bought the overpriced fair lemonade, questionable carnival prizes, and probably something deep-fried that had NO business being deep-fried. 😂🤣

You might as well take home something you’ll actually enjoy! 😏🍉

🚨 LAST DAY OF THE FAIR = LAST CHANCE TO SWING BY ON YOUR WAY HOME! 🚨

Stop at Shane’s Melon Stand, grab your goodies, fill that trunk like you’ve got absolutely ZERO self-control, and head home happy! 😂

🍉 Shane’s Melons — because leaving the fair without a melon is just poor planning. 😎😂

See ya at the stand! 👋🍉🎃

09/05/2026

🍉🎃 SHANE’S MELONS IS LOOKIN’ A LITTLE CONFUSED… IS IT SUMMER OR FALL?! 😂🍂

Who cares?! We’ve got watermelons AND pumpkins sitting at the same stand, and frankly, we’re here for this identity crisis. 😂🙌

The tables are LOADED with fresh-picked goodness, so come hungry and bring a bag… or a truck. We’re not judging. 😏

🍉 Watermelons — sweet, juicy & ready for eatin’
🍈 Muskmelons — because one melon is never enough
🍈 Honeydew — sweet, refreshing & underrated
🎃 Pumpkins — yep, pumpkin season is officially sneaking in!
🍂 Acorn & Butternut Squash — fall dinner is calling
🍅 Tomatoes — BLTs, salsa, canning… you know what to do
🧅 Red & Yellow Onions — because everything tastes better with onions
🫑 Red & Green Peppers — Philly cheesesteak, anyone?!
🌶️ Banana Peppers — mild, mighty & ready for pickling
🥒 Cucumbers — cucumber salad season isn’t over yet!

Basically, Shane’s Melons has gone from “melon stand” to “we apparently grow the whole dang grocery list.” 😂😂

☀️ Summer favorites? GOT ’EM.
🍂 Fall favorites? GOT ’EM.
🥒 Something for supper? YEP.
🎃 A pumpkin you absolutely do NOT need yet but are going to buy anyway? WE SUPPORT THAT DECISION. 😂

🚗💨 Come on out to Shane’s Melons and stock up while the pickin’ is GOOD! Fresh-picked, locally grown, and waiting for YOU! ❤️🍉🎃

DON’T DILLY-DALLY… when it’s gone, Shane has to go pick more, and we’re trying to keep the man busy. 😂🤣

08/27/2026

08/27/2026

🚨🍉 HELP WANTED — WE NEED PICKERS! 🍉🚨

Shane’s Melons is looking for a few reliable, hardworking people who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty and put in some work! 💪😎

We need help picking watermelons, muskmelons, squash, pumpkins, and whatever else Mother Nature decides is ready to come out of the field! 🍉🍈🎃

We’re looking for people who:
🌱 Show up when they say they will
💪 Aren’t afraid of some good old-fashioned hard work
☀️ Can handle working outside
🍉 And don’t mind spending their day surrounded by melons!

If this sounds like you—or you know somebody who would be perfect—send us a message and let’s talk!

And yes… you might get your workout in while you’re at it. 😂💪🍉

PLEASE SHARE and help us find some awesome people to join the Shane’s Melons crew! Send me a message and let’s chat

08/24/2026

🍉🍅🌽 IT’S 5 O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE… AND APPARENTLY IT’S MELON O’CLOCK AT SHANE’S! 😂

Happy hour? Nahhhh… we’ve got MELON HOUR. 🍉😎

Swing on over to Shane’s Melon Stand and grab yourself some farm-fresh goodness before somebody else beats ya to it!

🍉 Watermelons? DUH.
🍈 Muskmelons? Obviously.
🧅 Onions? Yep.
🥒 Cucumbers? You betcha.
🍅 Tomatoes? Heck yes.
🌶️ Peppers and whatever else you’re looking for? We’ve probably got that too. 😂

Basically, if it grows in a garden and tastes delicious, there’s a pretty darn good chance Shane has it sitting on the stand waiting for YOU. 🙌

08/23/2026

🍉 WHO DOESN’T LOVE FRESH-PICKED MELONS?! 🍉

Wellllll… lucky for you, Shane’s Melon Stand is LOADED today! 🙌

🍉 Watermelon? YEP!
🍈 Muskmelon? OH YEAH!
🧅 Short on onions? We’ve got PLENTY!
🌶️ Need peppers for those Philly sandwiches? You betcha!
🥒 Craving some fresh cucumber salad? YEP, GOT THOSE TOO!

Basically, if it grows in the garden and tastes delicious… there’s a pretty good chance Shane’s got it! 😂

⚠️ BUT HERE’S YOUR WARNING: Once it’s gone, it’s GONE — and we may not have anymore till tomorrow!😳🥴

So don’t be the person saying, “Dang it, I should’ve stopped!” 😂

🚗💨 Get on over to Shane’s Melon Stand and stock up while the tables are FULL!

Fresh picked. Homegrown. Delicious. And waiting for YOU! 🍉🍈🌽🥒🧅🌶️

COME GETCHA SOME! 😎

08/08/2026

🚨 COMIN’ IN HOT! 🚨

We got ’em ALL, folks! 🍉🌽🥒

✅ Watermelons
✅ Muskmelons
✅ Sweet Corn
✅ Cucumbers

Basically… if summer had a VIP lineup, this would be it. 😎

Don’t wait too long—they’re going fast! (Don’t panic though… Shane’s already out picking more because apparently he doesn’t believe in days off. 😂)

Swing by, stock up, and taste what fresh is supposed to taste like. Your grill, your fridge, and your taste buds will thank you!

📍See you soon… before your neighbor beats you to the good ones! 😉