06/12/2026
🦀🐟 ATTENTION SEAFOOD LOVERS, COOLER FILLERS, AND PROFESSIONAL SNACK ATTACKERS! 🐟🦀
We got crabs so big they need their own ZIP code.
Crabs so mean they look like they’re collecting rent.
Crabs so tough one of ’em looked at me this morning and asked if I worked here.
We’ve got fresh Gulf mullet that’ll make your granddaddy smile.
Okeechobee bluegill that’ll make your frying pan sing.
Snapper so pretty it ought to have its picture on a postcard.
Virginia oysters so cold they still think it’s winter.
And enough shrimp, scallops, lobster tails, and snow crab legs to make your family reunion suddenly become your family’s favorite reunion.
🎶
If you’re grillin’,
We’re fillin’.
If you’re fryin’,
We’re supplyin’.
If you’re boilin’,
We’re not spoilin’.
If you’re eatin’,
We’re repeatin’!
🎶
One man said,
“I’ll come tomorrow.”
I said,
“That’s a risky game.”
Tomorrow came.
The crabs were gone.
Now he only has himself to blame.
Another fellow said,
“Save me some oysters.”
I said,
“Friend, these oysters don’t know your name.”
By lunchtime they were gone,
and he was writing sad country songs.
🎶
Big crab.
Blue crab.
Fresh fish.
New crab.
Cold shrimp.
Nice snapper.
Full cooler.
Happy camper.
🎶
So grab the kids.
Grab the wife.
Grab your neighbor if they’re nice.
Grab a cooler.
Grab some ice.
Come get seafood at a price that’s nice!
Because around here the seafood is fresh, the jokes are free, and if you wait too long…
You’ll be standing in front of an empty cooler telling stories about what you almost bought.
🦀🐟🦐🦪
Thomas Fish Company
Five generations of feeding families, one cooler at a time.
Colossians 4:6
“Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt.”