Dead Yolk Eggs by Rotten Shells

05/23/2026

🥚☠️ Proof the yolks still hit different.
One-week-old unwashed eggs — still rocking those deep orange yolks 👀🔥
$2 a dozen TODAY ONLY.
DM me before they disappear into the shadows. 🕯️👻

05/09/2026

🌅✨ Good morning! The sun’s coming up, coffee’s brewing, and the first loaf goes into the machine at 9 AM 🍞
🥚 Fresh backyard eggs
🍞 Homemade cinnamon raisin bread
Now the real question… 👀
✨ Do you like your raisin bread LOADED with raisins… or just enough to make you feel good? 😋
Comment below to place your order before it’s too late!
The first fresh loaf starts baking at 9 AM sharp ⏰🔥

05/06/2026

04/30/2026

In the quiet of dawn 🌫️, a shadow falls—my eggs, once full of life 🥚, now bear a heavier weight ⚫. I have fresh eggs for sale—no cart today 🕯️, but each egg holds a story. If you dare, reach out 🌙."

04/29/2026

🌑 Darkly fresh: I’ve got 2 dozen backyard eggs waiting for you—no card, no fuss, just pure bite. 🖤🥚 DM me fast—first come, first serve! ⚡️

04/28/2026

🌑 Dark Batch Drop 🌑
Just a dozen and a half haunted eggs today—fresh from the eerie coop. 🖤 Only for the brave—catch them before they disappear into the mist… if you dare. 🕯️

04/28/2026

💀🥚 ROTTEN SHELLS EGG CO. 🥚💀
“Fresh Eggs. Questionable Branding.”
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🥚 MENU
☠️ SMALL BATCH
6 Count Eggs — $3
Just enough eggs to question your life choices.
☠️ STANDARD PACK
12 Count Eggs — $5
The “I cook breakfast like a responsible adult” option.
☠️ VALUE CRATE
18 Count Eggs — $7
For people who believe eggs are a lifestyle.
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🧠 BRAND PROMISE
Farm-fresh eggs with slightly… dramatic branding.
Same great eggs.
Worse attitude 😌🥚
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⚠️ DISCLAIMER
Not actually rotten
Not responsible for unexpected breakfast happiness
Name is for marketing purposes only (mostly)
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💀 ROTTEN SHELLS EGG CO.
Division of Dead Yolk Industries
“Breakfast, but make it chaotic.”

04/27/2026

🥚 Cooler’s Out! 🥚
Last week’s eggs—just $3 a dozen! ✨ If you’ve been wanting to try them but haven’t, now’s the time! 💛 Head to the cooler at 657 Kane St, Dubuque, Iowa, 52001—on this chilly 60-degree day, with rain coming soon! 🌧️ Fun fact: recycling eggs back to chickens boosts their protein and makes yolks brighter! 🐔
And here’s the thing—this is your chance to taste farm-fresh flavor, no comparison to store-bought. Even at 99¢ a dozen, these eggs can’t match that. 🌟 Rain or shine, these eggs are a must! They'll be out until 6—or if sold out before! DM me if you want them!