Unicorn Manure

06/23/2026

04/12/2026

Real Nutrients. Real Results. Real Unicorn Energy

04/05/2026

Happy Easter!

04/05/2026

FOR SALE: GENUINE UNICORN MANURE 🦄
(Commonly known as Premium Horse Manure)

Is your garden looking more "tragic" than "magic"? Stop settling for basic dirt and give your plants the legendary boost they deserve. Our Unicorn Manure is locally sourced, artisanal, and guaranteed to make your tomatoes grow like they’re trying to reach another dimension.

Why Unicorn Manure?
The "Magic" Touch: High-fiber, corn-free, and packed with the nutrients your soil craves.

Small Batch & Hand-Packed: We don’t do "industrial." Every bag is curated for maximum potency.

Organic Energy: Straight from the pasture to your garden beds—no fillers, no fluff, just the good stuff.

The Details:
Size: Heavy-duty 5-Gallon Bags.

Price: $35 per bag.

Results: Plants so happy, you’ll think they’re under a spell.

Don’t let your garden be a myth—make it a legend.

12/25/2025

Hey peeps, this shi* is the bomb diggity

💩 "Holy Crap! The Best Manure in Town!" 💩
Looking for the mane event in gardening gold? Our premium horse manure is the real deal — no horsing around!

Why choose us?
🌱 It’s the poo-fect fertilizer for lush gardens

🐴 Straight from happy, healthy horses — no bull, just horse!

💪 Packed with nutrients to help your plants grow strong and stable

😂 Delivered fresh, because we don’t like to sit on our assets

Our promise:
We turn “waste” into taste for your tomatoes, bloom for your roses, and leafy luxury for your veggies.

📞 Call today to get your load of happiness — because life’s too short to deal with crappy soil!

✨ Horse manure: the original “number two” choice for number one gardens. ✨

12/05/2025

💩 "Holy Crap! The Best Manure in Town!" 💩
Looking for the mane event in gardening gold? Our premium horse manure is the real deal — no horsing around!

Why choose us?
🌱 It’s the poo-fect fertilizer for lush gardens

🐴 Straight from happy, healthy horses — no bull, just horse!

💪 Packed with nutrients to help your plants grow strong and stable

😂 Delivered fresh, because we don’t like to sit on our assets

Our promise:
We turn “waste” into taste for your tomatoes, bloom for your roses, and leafy luxury for your veggies.

📞 Call today to get your load of happiness — because life’s too short to deal with crappy soil!

✨ Horse manure: the original “number two” choice for number one gardens. ✨

08/14/2025

Hi! What are some plants y’all like to grow/buy to put in your garden???

07/06/2025

Come see us! We are at the Buy Local Humble Farmers Market in Fall Creek until 1 today. Mention that you saw us on Facebook and get a special free prize!

06/16/2025

We have AGED manure. At this point it’s just fancy good quality dirt for your garden. 🪴 🪏

Hi! There's a lot of people selling manure for gardens these days. Here is why ours is better for your garden!