Grumpy’s Farmstand

07/14/2026

Corn on the cob
Jalapenos
Donut Peaches
Blueberries
Blackberries
Beets

Noon today!

07/13/2026

🚨 WARNING: The following image contains AI. The produce? Absolutely not. 🚨

Before anyone clutches their kale...

Yes, Grumpy and Miss Tress were caught fraternizing with artificial intelligence. We admit it. They posed. They smiled. They didn't even argue with the lighting.

But let's get one thing straight:

🍓 The blackberries are real.
🫐 The blueberries are real.
🌶️ The jalapeños are real.
🌽 The corn is real.
❤️ The beets are so fresh they still have dirt under their fingernails.

Only the spokes-bull and spokes-heifer are pretending.

Grumpy says his berries are so plump they'll make you forget your ex's phone number.

Miss Tress insists her jalapeños are "just the right amount of bad decision."

Those Triple Crown blackberries? Let's just say they're curvier than county gossip and sweeter than your grandmother... until Grumpy starts haggling.

The corn is so fresh it was still arguing with the scarecrow this morning.

And those beets? They'll have your heart racing faster than Miss Tress walking through the Saturday Market in cutoff shorts.

We're having entirely too much fun creating these scenes with AI... because unlike produce, imagination doesn't bruise.

But when you stop by Grumpy's Farm Stand, there won't be a single AI blueberry in the bunch. Just honest-to-goodness, Oregon-grown goodness, a little sarcasm, a lot of laughter, and probably a few terrible puns.

And the best part? Everything you see on those produce tables (except Grumpy and Miss Tress) will be waiting for you tomorrow starting at NOON!

Come load up on berries, grab some corn, pick out a few beets, and if you're feeling adventurous... take home a handful of jalapeños and make some questionable life choices.

Grumpy promises not to bite.

Miss Tress... made no such promise. 😏🌶️🍓🌽🫐

📍 Grumpy's Farm Stand
🕛 Tomorrow • Noon until we're picked clean!

07/12/2026

Donuts peaches are in!

$3.55/lb or $70/box.

07/11/2026

These ladies ROCK the Sourdough goodness.

Love it. 😍

At the Madras Saturday Market! Loaves, bagels, focaccia, and muffins. 😋

07/11/2026

Introducing “The Alyssa”! Ha ha.

Alyssa made our grandson a special order this am.

We’ve decided to add it as a fun alternative for the kiddos.

Chocolate syrup and chocolate whipped cream.

But seriously… got a Grumpy kiddo needing some chocolate lovin? Bring ‘em on down. We will put a smile on their face.

🤣😘♥️🙌🏽

07/11/2026

HUCKLEBERRY FRY BREAD!

07/11/2026

Have you gotten Grumpy today?

Come on down to the park.

Good stuff!

07/04/2026

HOLY CATS ! Ya’all showed UP today!
Thank you so much for your kind support and patience.

We had to make TWO extra batches of fry read dough today. First time ever.

You really make small town life amazing.

Thank u 🙏🏽

Grumpy put his food handlers/kitchen experience to work for us today too!

You had 8 adults HOPPING today and we truly loved every minute.

We love you! 🥰

07/04/2026

Come hang with us today! Celebrating 250 amazing years in America. We love you!