Put the things i need in the front of the store, you greedy prick.

Put the things i need in the front of the store, you greedy prick. self explanatory

01/06/2026

Sorry I haven't managed this page better. Anyway, the point of this page is to basically collectively bargain against the practice of (mostly) Big Box Stores putting your essential household needs (toilet paper, dish/laundry detergent, pet food, etc). In the farthest reaches (the absolute furthest distance from the entrance) of their stores.

It is difficult for some older people to even walk this far. And if you didn't figure it out already, this is obviously done by design so that while you make your way to the checkout isle, you or your children have been not forced, but persuaded to pick up some candy or novelty items you don't need.

I think this practice is :

1. Probably perfectly legal

2. A gross and obvious test of your willpower that is so blatant that it should be called out and challenged in court.

United, the customers will should dictate how these stores are designed. Not their shareholders.

Put the s**t we need right in the front of the store. Its really simple.

Yes you will buy/sell less candy and soda. And thats better for Americans health.

12/21/2025

People. You don't understand the power of your voice when it is in unison.

You/we have the power to change anything about this world if you would only work together.

10/06/2025

Some prick(s) did a bunch of research and found that if they put all the s**t you actually go to Well-Mart for (paper towels, dish soap) in the back of the store your gonna end up buying a whole bunch of other s**t you don't need and probably can't really afford. Well screw that guy and the porterhouse steak he's eating on the $50 you're shy on rent.

Power is in numbers and its hard to argue that this is anything but blatant, flagrant extortion of your self control.

Time to rearrange your supermarket. You have that power, if you're brave enough to weild it.

Your voice counts, and you'd be right to think it wouldn't change anything if only you complained. But if everyone complains/boycotts its game over.

Your call...

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