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A mobile cheese shop on wheels! Find us at the farmers markets& other locations!!

10/27/2026

You can now support Unholy Cheese 🧀🎬 by treating yourself to a luxurious, high quality shirt from Pro Wrestling Tees

10/09/2026

The cheeseman is feeling pretty empty it’s been weeks since I’ve got to do anything with the roaming wedge. So I’ve got to remedy that!

Saturday 10/10 at the world famous Smugglers Coffee I’ll be selling the dip that y’all dream about my Peppadew dip!!

Smugglers will be slinging some giant pretzels so buy a pretzel and buy some of my dip it’s a match made in cheesy heaven!!!
I’ll be there from 8-3pm but limited supply of dip will be available so get there early and party all day with us!

10/07/2026

So some updates for my beloved curd nerds…
The Kickstarter has failed( for those who did donate much love and all the respect for trying to help!)

Still navigating some issues for my bank loan.

So all that being said it’s looking like it may be couple years before the roaming wedge gets back out roaming..

Hopefully it’ll be much sooner but with my track record for luck I won’t hold my breath.

I’ll take this time to think of future plans and try to learn from everything. I may be full of passion but I’m just a du***ss so passion doesn’t outweigh brains. When the roaming wedge comes back itll come back stronger than ever that I can promise y’all!!

I’ll be trying to host random pop ups and cheese events in the mean time so y’all don’t forget the cheeseman!

Stay tuned for future updates.
Until next time my beloved curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!

10/02/2026

So the Roaming Wedge may be closed for a while but the holidays are a very special time for me and it has been and will always be my mission in life to bring as much joy to all the curd nerds of the world.

As long as I live and breath I’ll make sure I host a toys for tots event with the Roaming Wedge! No child on this earth should ever know the feeling of not getting a present Christmas morning.

So Nov 7th at the absolutely world famous Smugglers Coffee I’ll be hosting this event, bring in a new unwrapped toy and you’ll get a free piece of cheese from the Roaming Wedge! Following the event Smugglers Coffee will be a collection point for more toys throughout the month.

Let’s try to get even more toys than what we collected last year and make this holiday season even more special!!!

So until then my beloved curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

09/24/2026

It’s been a bit, but Unholy Cheese 🧀🎬 is back to filming! Had a great day today with Nicholas Tyler Hoehn Ben-David Armstrong Joe Eccles and friends!

09/06/2026

5 years ago I filled this thing up with the very best cheese I could find. Determined to bring the cheese everywhere make it accessible to all the curd nerds of the world no matter where you lived.

5 years later we emptied it for who knows how long… The dream is still alive, the vision is still out there. I just need to break away from all the bad luck and negativity in the world and let the good juju flow.

I promise you all The Roaming Wedge will be back.
I’m not good at much of anything in life but I’m damn good at two things selling cheese& and making people laugh and as far as I can see it. Theirs still lots of cheese that needs to be sold and the world needs a whole lot more laughs cause damn is it bleak…

So I just want to say Thankyou to each and everyone of my curd nerds for letting me do what I love these past 5 years it’s been an honor to meet y’all as customers but walk away as friends..

My Kickstarter to help the businesses is still open if y’all wanna help at all I don’t expect anyone too but choice is always yours!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theroamingwedge/the-roaming-wedge-20

So until we meet again my beloved curd nerds ill remind you one more time to please
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

09/03/2026

It’s a party at tulip tree y’all come through!! It’s the last time the wedge will be out for god only knows how long so let’s have a good time while we can!!

09/02/2026

The roaming wedge roams to Tulip Tree Gardens Co. this Thursday from 4-8pm this will be it folks I only have about 20lbs of cheese left on the wedge so this will be the final market the wedge does before I have to close the doors for a hiatus of unknown length..

So come out for a few more laughs and a few more bites of cheese!!

Fingers crossed the good news will roll in soon and things will start to get back on track but tomorrow is never certain so enjoy every damn minute while you got em!!

Until then my beloved curd nerds please,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

08/30/2026

Y’all the last few weeks have been the most humbling and appreciative weeks I’ve ever had. The love and support all my curd nerds have given me and the wedge during the absolute worst time is truly life changing.

Major Thankyou to Tulip Tree Gardens Co.and Smugglers Coffee for hosting the wedge

This is all the inventory that is left less than 20lbs of cheese and then the roaming wedge will temporarily close its doors. It hurts my heart to see the cheese fridge this empty but it’s for the best so I’ll be popping up for the final time this week for the final push of this cheese. Stay tuned for where and when.

I just gotta say from the bottom of my heart no matter what happens it’s been an honor to sling cheese and make all these incredible friends along the way!!!

So until then my beloved curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

08/27/2026

Hey y’all the time has almost come where the roaming wedge is officially out of all the inventory..

So if you could come to Smugglers Coffee this Saturday from 8am-3pm and help with the last push of my inventory while drinking world class coffee I would greatly appreciate it!!

While I pray this is just a temporary hiatus while I get things sorted out and fingers crossed get this loan approved so I can keep doing what I was meant to do with my life my reason for living… selling cheese&making people laugh!!

Without the roaming wedge I wouldn’t even know who I am so we are gonna be positive and say this is just a setback and eventually everything will get back on track for cheesy world domination….

So say whatever good juju you can for me, party with us one more time this Saturday and if you want you can donate to my Kickstarter(link in bio and below) but I know everyone has their own problems so totally cool if you don’t!

So until then my loving curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theroamingwedge/the-roaming-wedge-20

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