Good Earth Gardens

01/03/2025

First edition of our newsletter just published (I think). Happy to report that our audience of 16 subscribers is still WELL below the MailChimp threshold of 500 contacts before we've gotta start paying for their lousy "service." So PLEASE don't sign up via the link below. It's not worth it, and the numbers just don't add up. 🙏

This thing is juuuust like every other totally normal and predictable 21st century farm newsletter. We've got: notes about farm goings on, local zombie herd forecasts, and general tips for thriving in our post-apocalyptic landscape! The Weather Retort is published every other week-ish, provided w...

12/20/2024

We’re starting a newsletter in the new year called The Weather Retort. It’s gonna be like eeevery other farm newsletter, so you probably don’t even wanna subscribe. Trust us. WE wouldn’t even subscribe if we didn’t have to. It’s just gonna be boring farm updates and product highlights with scant details about local zombie sightings. If someone forwards it to you, save yourself the trouble and just mark it spam. Anyway, link’s in bio.

12/19/2024

We're starting a farm newsletter in the new year. Because we're smart and cute, we're calling it The Weather Retort. Suffice it to say, it'll be like every other dang farm newsletter in the whole world. There's gonna be crop updates, product highlights, and zombie herd forecasting so you can plan a safe visit. You know, just your basic small farm marketing ploy.

Look alive out there!

This thing is juuuust like every other totally normal and predictable 21st century farm newsletter. We've got: notes about farm goings on, local zombie herd forecasts, and general tips for thriving in our post-apocalyptic landscape! The Weather Retort is published every other week-ish, provided w...