15/06/2026
🌱🚨 GEM SQUASH UPDATE 🚨🌱
The gem squash are doing far too well this year! 😳
This photo was taken from our back door, and we can already see them getting HUGE. At this rate, it won’t be long before we lose sight of the sheep, the ducks, and possibly the house itself! 🌿🏠
Soon, this is going to be less of a vegetable patch and more of a full-blown Gem Squash Jungle. 🌱🌱🌱
Baloo has seen the danger and has already assembled a highly trained tactical squad to protect the rest of the farm. 🐶⚔️
So far, she has recruited:
🐑 The Dorper Sheep Division – experts in charging into situations without a plan.
🦆 The Indian Runner Duck Brigade – loud, enthusiastic, and completely unqualified.
Armed with machetes and questionable confidence, they have set off on “Operation Squash Control” to stop the vines from taking over the farm. 😂
We’ll keep you updated on their progress… assuming the gem squash don’t capture us first.