Funny skit

23/04/2026

Life may knock you down many times. It may show you things you never wanted to see.
You may experience sadness and failures but one thing is for sure,
the Most High will always give you the strength to get back up!!!
Keep pressing on.

23/04/2026

for
G= God so loved the world that He gave his
O= Only Begotten
S= Son, That whosoever believeth in Him should not
P= Perish But have
E= Everlasting
L= Life. (John3:16)
The GOSPEL is for all...

23/04/2026

𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚏 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚣𝚎𝚝𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚐𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚣𝚎𝚗. 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎?, 𝚊𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 😒

22/03/2026

The Ant and the Dove

A thirsty ant went to a river to drink but lost his balance and fell into the water. A dove, seeing the ant in distress, quickly plucked a leaf from a nearby tree and dropped it into the water near the ant. The ant climbed onto the leaf and floated safely to the riverbank. He was so grateful for the dove's kindness.
Later, a hunter came to the forest and aimed his gun at the dove, intending to shoot her. The ant, seeing the danger, quickly bit the hunter's ankle. The hunter cried out in pain, dropping his gun. The loud noise scared the dove, who immediately flew away to safety. The ant had repaid the dove's kindness by saving her life.

Moral: A single act of kindness deserves another.

22/03/2026

24/02/2026

A marr!ed man d!ed before he could have s€x with his wife.
The wife decided not to remārry or have sêxūąl relat!onship
with another män, instead she cůt off her ląte husband's pën*is and møunted it to the wall.
Each n!ght she went to the wall and sat!sfies herself.
One day the neighbour Mr. Samuel føund out what was
happening, and he made a høle 🕳️ through the wāll, remøved the
děad mān’s pên*is and put his øwn pen*is and wa!ted for the
lady.
Unførtunātely that same day the lady came with a kn!fe and said “darling, we are mov!ng to a new housê today.”😄😄😂😂

Na so them take cűt mr samůèl pēn*is oo😂😂😂😂

I swear if you are not fóllòwing me, you are missing alot, you don't have to enter aeroplane to føllow me, just ópen my prófile and fóllów me👉 LIGHT MEDIA TV

07/09/2025

A story that might change how you see life:

A rich man was walking by a river when he saw a fisherman lying on the bank, calmly smoking a cigarette.

The rich man looked at him and asked, “Why aren’t you out fishing?”

The fisherman replied, “I’ve already caught enough fish for today.”

The rich man was surprised. “Why don’t you catch more?”

“What would I do with them?” the fisherman asked.

“You could sell them and make more money,” the rich man said. “Then you could buy a motor for your boat and go out into deeper waters to catch even more fish. With more money, you could buy better nets, get even more fish, and earn even more. Eventually, you could own two boats… maybe even a whole fleet. Then you’d be rich like me!”

The fisherman asked, “And what would I do after that?”

The rich man smiled and said, “Then you could relax and enjoy life.”

The fisherman looked at him and said, “What do you think I’m doing right now?”

True wealth is not always about having more, but about being content with what you already have. Happiness comes from appreciating life in the present, not only chasing after the future.