24/12/2025
The enthusiasm with which people are purchasing condoms and lubricants on Christmas Eve is… impressive. One would think they were stocking up for a long winter campaign rather than a single holiday. Perhaps it’s seasonal optimism, end-of-year celebrations, or simply responsible planning wrapped in festive spirit. Either way, it appears some gifts won’t be going under the tree, they’ll be put to very practical use. If there’s a memo I missed, please forward it. For research purposes, of course.