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27/05/2024

27/05/2024

1.Black people should stop praying in English, i heard someone saying "Lord i forgive u"😡😡😤

2. . Dating a slim guy is cool not until you pull off his trouser and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer🤣🤣🤣 Bros abeg do ur face well....

3.. An albino still using bleaching cream, I think she wants to turn invisible🤨🤨🤔🤔

4. I was dating a girl with big mouth and lips. I was always scared of kissing her. The first day we eventually kissed, she almost swallowed my head. What nonsense!! I won't try that again. ☹️☹️🙄🙄

5. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won ’t allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal .🤣🤣😒😒

7. Arguing with a woman is like being arrested. "Anything you say will be used against you"🤣🤣🤣

8. I'm just thinking what if our offering will serve as our feeding money in heaven? Ulcer go kill some people for here🤣🤣🤣

9. Beat a child
Console him with biscuit or sweet
Ask him who beat him and he'll point at another person. That's how corruption started in naija😎😎

10. I'll never buy film from this street hawkers again. Today i bought IRON MAN from them. When i got home and played it, I saw a man ironing his clothes🥺🥺🥺

11. Some girls will be like "Bobby make me feel like a lady" NONSENSE were you a goat🐐🐐 before??🤨🤨🤨

12. Breakups are really dangerous. I remember the last time i had a breakup, i was looking for my shoe in the fridge🥺🥺

14. When superman flies you call him a hero.. But when your granny flies you call her a witch.. Guys let's support local talent, it's not easy.😁😁😁

15.Relationship stress can actually make you look for a seat belt in the toilet🙁🙁🙁☹️

16. Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when there is still light?? it's like you don't know we are in Nigeria 🙄🙄🙄

17. You'll go to Nigerian movies evil forest and be seeing pure water sachets and fanta bottle on the floor. Issorite😒😒🤨


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03/01/2024

Please o
What's the story behind this bull anger .
As in, the energy as if he wants to attack the buyer 🤔🤔.
What did you think

19/02/2023

Wait o,
Wetin harmattan con find for February 🙆,
Why February con long like January🤷,abi no be 28,days again🤦,
Chai,