Farhan and Irfan fans

10/01/2026

10/01/2026

10/01/2026

Wannan wani labari ne mai ban dariya da sanya annashuwa game da wani mutum mai suna Malam Garba da kokarinsa na nuna "wayewa" a birni.
​Labarin Takalmin Malam Garba
​Malam Garba ya dade yana burin siyan takalmin nan mai kara (sound) wanda yake ganin yara na sawa a gari, domin shi a ganinsa hakan ne koli na gayu. Ranar nan ya tafi kasuwa, ya siyo takalmi guda biyu; daya ja, daya kuma baki.
​Da ya dawo gida, sai ya yanke shawarar zai tafi biki da su. Domin kowa ya ganshi, sai ya saka takalmin baki a kafar hagu, sannan ya saka jan takalmi a kafar dama.
​Malam Garba ya fito yana tafiya yana tak**a, takalman suna fitar da sauti: "Kyas! Kyas! Tswi!" Mutane duk suna kallonsa suna dariya, shi kuma yana tsammanin kyan takalmin ne ya sa ake kallonsa.
​Wani abokinsa, Bala, ya ganshi ya tsayar da shi:
"Wai Garba, me ya faru? Dubi kafar ka, daya fa baki ne daya kuma ja!"
​Malam Garba ya tsaya ya duba kafarsa, sannan ya yi murmushi ya ce:
"Ai abin mamakin ma shi ne, Bala. Har a gida akwai wani kalar haka guda biyu; daya baki daya ja. Shi ya sa na raba su domin kowa ya gani!"
​Daga nan kowa ya fashe da dariya, shi kuma ya ci gaba da tafiyarsa yana jin shi k**ar sarkin gayun duniya.
​Hoton Malam Garba da Takalman Gayu😂😂😂

10/01/2026

Mutanen kauye s**a fara tafi, suna cewa "Malam ya iya Turanci!"
​Bakon ya kusa fashewa da dariya, ya ce: "Malam, idan na wuce bishiyar fa?"
​Malam ya hade rai k**ar gaske, ya ce: "The road will finish there. Just park your legs and walk with your mouth!" (Wato: Hanyar za ta kare a nan. Kawai ka yi fakin din kafafunka ka yi tafiya da bakinka 😂😂😂😂

10/01/2026

Wata rana yana zaune a kofar gida, sai wani bako ya zo wucewa da mota ya tsaya zai tambayi hanya.
​Bako: "Malam, don Allah ina ne hanyar da za ta kai ni gidan sarki?"
​Malamin kauye ya gyara zama, ya so ya nuna wa mutanen kauyen sa cewa ya koyo Turanci a birni, sai ya ce:
​Malam: "Go straight... and bent your left." (Ma'ana: Ka yi gaba, sannan ka karkata hagu).
​Bakon ya dan yi mamaki, ya sake tambaya: "Idan na karkata hagun fa?"
​Malam ya sake cewa: "If you bent your left, you will see a big tree. Don't look at the tree, just over-take the tree!" (Wato: Idan ka karkata hagu, za ka ga babban bishiya. Kar ka kalli bishiyar, kawai ka wuce ta
Annashuwa Page kubiyo mu domin cigaba labari
# Annashuwa Page

29/12/2025

Barka mu da dare❤️

29/12/2025

*NI'IMAR ALLAH GA BAYINSA*

An tambayi ɗaya daga cikin magabata cewa ya ka wayi gari?

Sai Yace: "Mun wayi gari tare da ni'imar Allah wacce baza mu iya ƙididdige ta ba a tare da yawan saɓa masa da muke yi, sai dai bamu sani ba akan wanne cikin biyun zamu gode, akan mafi kyawun abinda ya bayyana ko kuwa akan mummunan da ya ɓoyu".

(Ash-shukur na Ibn Abid-dunya: 1/66)



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11/11/2025

Duk inda kake, ka tsaya da kanka k**ar tauraro.
Style ba kaya kaɗai ba ne — yanayi ne, nutsuwa ce, da amincewa da kanka.

11/11/2025

Lokacin da zuciya ta natsu, murmushi yakan zama addu’a.
Ba sai kalmomi da yawa ba — soyayya da farin ciki sun isa su bayyana komai.

11/11/2025

Mutunci ya fi komai — idan kana da nutsuwa, zaka iya haskakawa ko da babu fitila.
🌙 Ka yi dariya, ka gode Allah, ka cigaba da tafiya da natsuwa.

10/11/2025

Labarin Ɗan Gari da Mahaifiyarsa
Akwai wani saurayi da yake yin aiki tuƙuru domin ya ciyar da mahaifiyarsa da ta tsufa. Duk lokacin da zai tafi kasuwa, sai ya ɗauki abinci ɗaya kawai, ya bar nasa ya baiwa mahaifiyarsa. Ranar wata Juma’a, yana dawowa daga kasuwa, ruwan sama ya k**a sosai. Ya rufe mahaifiyarsa da rigarsa, amma shi ya jiƙe ƙurmus. Washegari, sai aka same shi da zazzaɓi mai tsanani — amma yana murmushi yana cewa,
“Abin da na fi buƙata shi ne mahaifiyata ta zauna lafiya.”❤️❤️❤️❤️