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27/04/2025

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27/04/2025

My house girl Jane Nekesa has been away in Western Kenya because her father who some haters call my father in-law has been ailing, mzee Tobias Shikokoti Wephukulu has been diagnosed with running blood also called high blood pressure.

Nekesa was to come back yesterday, My Kindiki alias Mama Wambu was busy so she asked me to take my Japan Masin and get Nekesa .

I was overjoyed ,bemused and thrilled at the prospects of seeing Neks after a month.
I wore my pants , Sorry ,men don't wear pants I wore some side pocket kinyasha and sandals to look casual ,I also irrigated my t-shirt with some cologne .

Nekesa alighted at around 7 pm at Kwambira market stage , a place often feared because of miscreants who harvest peoples pockets and bags .

Then a bus came to a halt , Nekesa was vomited out as well as her humongous bags .
I inched closer and we had a hearty and jovial hug 🫂, a welcome hug.

Nekesa is meaty ,that hug caused a systemic eruption of Adani power.
"Mtosi chameni nimekumiss , na unanukia vi sweet," Nekesa said.

I helped Nekesa wheel her bags in to the boot of my masin.
"Mtosi nasikiako njaa sana si tukule kitu," Nekesa begged.

Neks sat at the front , I started the car and just before I could place my foot on the car fat pedal I decided to help Nekesa belt up.
Nekesa is pure kienyenji .

I pulled the belt safety belt , my hands accidentally roved over Neks thorax ,Nekesa je**ed .

I was in small letters saying,eh ,eh ,eh ,eh eh.
By coincidence Nekesa was in some shorts too thereby exposing a meaty thigh and we'll built indubu - Neks has wheels that can disarm a terrorist.

I drove straight to a nearby butchery, I asked for full goat cabin ,soup and ugali .

We descended on cabin whilst catching up.
" Mama ako aje,na watoto, nimewamiss lakini wewe ndie nilimiss sana ," Nekesa said as we devoured goat cabin.

After finishing we went back to the car, I delivered one more clamping hug that squeezed Nekesas twin ovacandos , I squeezed them more than the Kenya kwanza is squeezing us.

Nekesa ate some look on me , it was like she wanted a broad based cupid penalties.
I wanted to pass through Lims but I avoided , why? Satan can take advantage of the situation and with Neks suspected drought it could be dangerous.

Straight home.

I walked out with one bag and Nekesa the other bag .
Kindiki was frying some meat, instead of welcomimg us goat wife noted I and Neks had shorts .

" Mwiranire mwikire inyatha njeege ici " Kindiki said

23/04/2025

My MUM used to COOK BEANS, but before she cooks the beans, she picks the BAD and USELESS BEANS and THROW them at the BACKYARD, and COOK the GOOD BEANS, but when it RAINED, the BAD BEANS become SEED and GREW UP and LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. The same person who THREW them away starts to HARVEST them. She realizes that the BEANS she THREW AWAY had VALUE... Don't CRY when people THROW you at the BACKYARD, don't CRY when people REJECT you, don't CRY while they are LOOKING DOWN on you. The RAIN is COMING, and the same people who REJECT you today will BEG to HARVEST you tomorrow..

12/01/2025

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23/09/2024

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02/09/2024

I was at home one day when I got a text from my neighbor who’s also my best friend.

He had typed, “Busted. Pls cover me, plsssss.”

The text didn’t make sense.

Next thing I heard a loud knock on my door.

I opened it and saw him and his girlfriend, Patience. She was holding a pant and fuming with anger.

“Wema, is this yours?” She said, ignoring my greeting.

I looked at him and he was blinking rapidly. His girlfriend said, “Wema, don’t look at Tunde, answer me. Is this yours?”

“Emm, ahh, umm, yes, umm, it’s mine,” I stammered.

Then she heaved a sigh of relief, looked at Tunde, rolled her eyes then turned to me. “Wema, so you’re cheating on Priscilla?”

I was speechless.

“And in my boyfriend's house. Men eh. With all due respect, please, if you want to do your dirty business, kindly do it in your house. Don’t corrupt my man for me, I beg you. And I’m highly disappointed in you.”

She threw the pant at me, hissed the longest I’ve heard, and started walking back to her boyfriend's house.

“Thank you. My guy, I'll explain later,” Tunde mouthed and ran after her after she screamed his name.

I entered my house with the strange pant and was laughing. I threw the pant on my couch and laid down to watch Netflix and chill.

A few minutes later, I heard a knock on my door. I assumed it was Tunde, probably back to explain and collect his pant. Instead, it was Priscilla, my babe.

I hugged and kissed her and she sat down. I went in to get her favorite drink from my fridge, and as I came out with it, Priscilla was holding the strange pant and looking at me.

“Wema, this is not my pant so whose is it?”

“I can confess. It’s not mine. It’s Tunde,” I explained sharply.

“Really, you think I’m a fool?”

“I swear, baby, it’s not mine. I’m telling you the truth.”

She carried the pant and we went to Tunde’s place together. As we knocked, Tunde and his girlfriend opened the door.

My girlfriend asked Tunde, “Is this yours?”

Tunde looked at me, then looked at his girlfriend, and slowly he said, “No.” Then he turned to me, “Wema, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, my guy, but I can’t cover for you this time.”

“What? Tunde, are you mad?” I asked.

“Please don’t insult my boyfriend,” Tunde’s girlfriend attacked me, then turned to my girlfriend, Priscilla.

“Babe, I’m so sorry. I almost called you this morning. Your boyfriend here is a cheat, he brings women to my man’s house. I caught him today and I wanted to call you but Tunde begged me not to.”

I was too shocked and confused to say anything. Tears started dropping from my eyes while my girlfriend and Patience called them crocodile tears.

That’s how Priscilla dumped the pant on me and still dumped me while leaving me in tears. I went home shocked and single.

A few hours later, Tunde came over. I almost jumped on him, but he prostrated and begged me. He even came with beer, pizza, and his PES 5.

“Wema, I’m so sorry, but what did you expect me to do? Besides, Patience is my fiancée, but you, Priscilla is just a girlfriend. No vex abeg, I promise to make it up to you,” he said on his knees.

I finally forgave him after he dropped his PES 5 with me and things went back to normal.

A few months later, I wanted to travel for a work trip. Usually, if any of us is traveling, we leave our keys with the other person in case of an away match.

I left my keys with Tunde and traveled. The work trip was supposed to be a 3-day trip, but after the first day, we were asked to come back.

I came back late the next day and used my spare keys to enter because I didn’t want to wake Tunde up at his place.

As soon as I entered my house, I heard loud moans coming from my bedroom. I laughed and shook my head.

I quietly dropped my things and sat down in the sitting room, waiting for Tunde to finish so he can give me his own house keys.

A few minutes later, my bedroom door opens and a babe came out stark naked. As soon as she saw me, she screamed.

I was about to apologize, but I froze. The naked babe looked so much like… oh my gosh… It’s actually Priscilla. My ex, Priscilla.

Immediately she stopped screaming and looked at me and said quietly. çWema?”

“Priscilla!?” I said in shock.

Tunde ran out naked, and as soon as he saw me, he ran back inside my bedroom and locked the door.

I have called his fiancée. Tonight, the drama is about to start. Something huge is about to happen.

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15/06/2023

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11/06/2023

Sijui kaa mnakumbuka. Wasijana wa resop walikuwa wanajipaka fair and lovely wanakuwa white alafu mguu wamepaka arimis inashinee.

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10/06/2023

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02/06/2023

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