25/04/2026
Her name is Ann Kioko, and as you can see, daughter of Agrippina is breathing fire like a dragon. So Ann travels to the U.S with the dream of pursuing nursing. Gibson Nyakundi, a single man with a good heart & a very healthy makagare decides to host her. As expected “we are just roommates” slowly upgraded to horizontal engineering manenos.
Nyakundi began supplying high-voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts. But remember, according to them, it was still just friendship with no strings attached. A Purely academic collaboration. Months later, Nyakundi meets Abebo Nyama mbichi, a yellow yellow damsel from Pennsylvania (white woman).
Our boy decides it’s time to settle down with one of our colonizers. So he calls Ann for a serious meeting & politely informs her that the management has decided to transition into a family setup. She should kindly make arrangements to relocate.
That’s when everything went sege mnege for our boy. Ann basically said utajua hujui. After months of uninterrupted electricity supply, she felt like Nyakundi was being unfair to her. Before Nyakundi could even finish his sentence, the house turned into Gaza.
Plates started flying like they had wings, glasses began early retirement, and electronics started seeing their ancestors. It was no longer a home, it was a battlefield. And just when you think it couldn’t get worse, madam escalated things with threats.
She took a knife & charged towards Nyakundi, hapo ndio our boy aliona hapa, nikuhoru muno muno muno. Nyakundi, now fighting for both his life and whatever furniture was still breathing, alitoka Kihuti Moja kwa Moja hadi stesheen to report the matter to authorities.
But Ann is a sharp girl, She activated escape mode immediately. Before the authorities caught up with her, she was already on a flight back to Kenya like a VIP evacuation mission. Now she’s back home, living her best life like nothing happened.
While somewhere in the U.S., Nyakundi is probably sitting on a plastic chair, staring at empty walls, wondering how no strings attached turned into Sayuni's trials. Fear woman oooh!!
