28/04/2025
When buying a cow, never buy it from your own village. Why?
One day, that cow will stroll down to the river for a drink, and guess who’ll be there? The previous owner. And you know what he’ll do? He’ll casually whistle, the cow will recognize him, and before you know it, milking session activated!
He’ll milk that cow dry, give it a pat on the back, and send it on its way like nothing happened. Then you, the new owner, will come with your little bucket, all excited to get fresh milk—only to be met with kung fu kicks and angry mooing
Moral of the story? Never buy a cow within your surroundings.