16/12/2025
🥔 Dec 16 - THE "ROBUCHON STYLE" MASH (Cheat Day Edition) 🧈
We are entering the realm of legends. Joël Robuchon made the world's most famous mashed potatoes, mostly because he used an insane amount of butter.
Today, we are doing a "Smart" version. It is still incredibly rich, glossy, and sinful.
⚠️ Disclaimer: Do not schedule a blood test for tomorrow. This is pure soul food, not diet food.⚠️
Ideally, this recipe demands the finest Alpine butter and specific potatoes. But since we don't always have a mountain dairy farm next door, we use a secret weapon to recreate that earthy, deep "mountain flavor": re.garum Milk.
📝 The "By Eye" Recipe (for 1kg of potatoes):
The Ratios:
🔹 1 kg Potatoes (floury/starchy type)
🔹 Approx. 300g Cold Butter, cubed (Yes, really. Trust the process.)
🔹 50-100ml Hot Milk (adjust for consistency)
🔹 A pinch of Salt (one of the rare times we use it!)
🔹 The Magic: re.garum Milk (and optional re.garum Veggie)
👨🍳 The Method:
1️⃣ Boil & Dry: Boil the potatoes until tender. Peel and pass them through a potato ricer (or a fine sieve for the brave) back into the pot. Dry them out over low heat for a minute to remove steam.
2️⃣ The Workout: Turn the heat to the absolute minimum. Start adding the cold butter, a few cubes at a time, whisking vigorously. The emulsion creates that signature gloss.
3️⃣ Texture: Add the hot milk slowly until you reach the perfect creamy consistency (not too runny, not too stiff).
4️⃣ The Seasoning: Here is the nuance. Add just a pinch of salt—we want to respect the delicate sweetness of the potato and butter.
5️⃣ The "Mountain" Kick: Now, add re.garum Milk, one tablespoon at a time. Taste as you go. It brings a lactic, earthy depth that mimics aged cheese or mountain pastures. Pro Tip: If you find it getting too "cheesy," balance it out with a drop of re.garum Veggie for a more grounded earthiness.
🥄 Serve immediately. It’s so good you might not even need a main course.
Are you brave enough for the 300g of butter? 🫣