29/05/2026
🔪 WE’RE HIRING — BUTCHER’S ASSISTANT (KNIFE SKILLS OR KEEP WALKING)
C Snow Butchers needs someone who can slice, lift, twist sausages, and graft — not someone who needs a motivational speech to pick up a box of chicken.
If your knife skills are as tragic as your timekeeping, this isn’t for you.
If you can chop, prep, lift, twist, and still crack a smile — step forward.
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🥩 THE JOB — NO FLUFF, JUST GRAFT
• Knife work: trimming, slicing, breaking down poultry — keep your fingers, we’re not babysitters
• Product prep: burgers, meatballs, kebabs, sausages — not “abstract meat art”
• Lifting & carrying: boxes, trays, deliveries — no dramatic groaning
• Serving customers: without rolling your eyes into next week
• Cleaning: because raw meat slime isn’t “quirky décor”
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💪 YOU — OR DON’T APPLY
• Turn up on time — not “ish”
• Work hard without narrating your suffering
• Lift a box without calling for backup
• Make products that don’t look like they’ve been mugged
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📞 Apply: Message the page or call 01472 269828.
If you can’t handle knives, lifting, sausage making, or banter — this job will chew you up.
If you can — welcome aboard.
