06/06/2026
π SERVING VIBES......NOT BACON ROLLS!! π
Have you ever had something totally ridiculously insignificant that infuriates you more than it should???
Well our Kirsty does.....and hers is BACON ROLLS π€£π€£π€£
As much as Kirstys fury entertains me greatly - it is my job to look after the staff and we don't know when it started, or why it started or how it started, but we get asked ALL THE TIME for bacon rolls!
Now, we have nothing against a bacon roll itself - but it is the manner in which these bacon rolls are being DEMANDED. We have never served bacon rolls, advertised bacon rolls or mentioned a bacon roll in our lives.....but many, MANY people wait in our queue, look at the menu, demand a bacon roll and then get pretty bloody grumpy when we say we don't serve those.....and Kirsty has had enough! π€£
So to save dear Kirstys breath, her sanity and to keep her lovely and smiley as pictured above - i had a tshirt designed and made especially for her!
Now instead of a grimace, a look of furious anger or outright tears - she can just point at her tshirt and the message will be clear. Now instead of a sarky comment, a slap in the face or a mental breakdown - she can just indicate her message with a jolly smile and go about her day as she was.
For everyone who understands the task of entering an establishment, reading the menu and making a choice from the selection available - we applaud you! π
For anyone else who might dare to utter the 'B' word infront of Kirsty - you're braver folk than i!
Best to take heed of the t-shirt, stick to the menu and remember that we are serving vibes....NOT bacon rolls π€£π€£π€£
Open 8-4 tomorrow - no bacon in sight π€£
π Aylii The Yellow Deli