Phatt Toad Coffee

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Phatt Toad Coffee We are a takeaway spot based inside Violet Rose Tattoo in Basildon. We serve freshly ground coffee from a local roastery, plus homemade treats made in-house.
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No fuss, no fluff — just good coffee, friendly faces, and something decent to grab on the go.

15/10/2026

We were only going to put a few Halloween decorations up… now even the candles are floating 👀🕯️😂

Left unsupervised again 🤘🖤

The shop’s looking spooky, the autumn drinks are flowing and the counter’s full of our home-baked goodies including our new hot honey pepperoni rolls ☕️🍪

Who needs Hogwarts when you’ve got Phatt Toad? ⚡️😂

Tag the person you’re bringing for a coffee under the floating candles 👇

📍 Phatt Toad Coffee, inside Basildon

OUR FIRST MARKET… NONSTOP QUEUES & CLASSIC PHATT TOAD CHAOS 😂☕️🎃A few teething problems, but a whole lot of love 🖤We def...
14/10/2026

OUR FIRST MARKET… NONSTOP QUEUES & CLASSIC PHATT TOAD CHAOS 😂☕️🎃

A few teething problems, but a whole lot of love 🖤

We definitely threw ourselves in at the deep end! Our first few hours involved the coffee machine cutting out… turns out our extension lead was still coiled up, overheating and tripping the power 🤦‍♀️ Learning curve number one!

A nonstop queue from 10am–5pm BOTH DAYS?! Absolutely overwhelming in the best way 🥹🤘

We know many of you had a long wait, and we honestly can’t thank you enough for your patience, kindness and support while we found our feet. Thank you for sticking with us 🫶🖤

We barely captured any content ourselves - between topping up supplies, serving you lovely lot and banging out the drinks, we didn’t stop- and this was not an exaggeration😅 😂. If you took any photos or videos of your drinks or our gazebo, please tag us or send them over 👀☕️

And the event itself… WOW 🎃🖤 What a setting for our first market! essexfoodiesmarket at Garden Centre | Restaurant | Events | Food Hall & More , you smashed it!

So much thought had gone into every little detail - the pumpkin patch, the little Highland cows, the food stalls and the atmosphere. Add in the sunshine and families enjoying themselves, and the whole place was buzzing 🐮☀️

We were so proud to be part of it. This one gets a big Phatt Toad recommendation for an autumn day out 🤘🎃

Big love to the lovely vendors around us, such great people with amazing products 🤩
Batter Bites
thesoda_lab
sams_sweetsnshakes
NUGS
TROTT & WHINNY LTD
WHIPPY BROS 🖤

We learnt so much, and day two ran a little smoother. Still chaos… just slightly more organised 🤘😂

We’ll always keep it real and bring you along for the journey - teething problems and all. First market down… onto the next! 🖤

🚨 We won’t be at Scott’s this weekend, but we’d love to return one In the meantime, our next market is already booked for later this year… can you guess where and when? 👀☕️

Did you grab a drink or bake from us? Tell us what you tried and what you thought below 👇🖤

05/10/2026

Come for a coffee… leave with a tattoo? 👀☕️🖤

Welcome to tucked inside in Basildon, Essex 🤘

Speciality coffee, matcha, loaded drinks, fresh in-house bakes and açaí — with tattoos happening just through the door. Some of you have even made your love of coffee permanent 💀☕️

Meet the tattoo team:
🖤
✍️ Junior artist:
✨ Our new apprentice & trainee piercer: .ink

And yes, there’s something for the pups too 🐶

Who’s coming for coffee and who’s getting the tattoo? Tag your person 👇

📍 Basildon, Essex

02/10/2026

POV: you popped in for a coffee… then saw the bake counter 👀🎃

Autumn has officially landed at Phatt Toad 🍂 Halloween decor, fresh sweet AND savoury bakes made in-house, and our new Halloween stickers - spot them in the video! 👻🧡

But our window’s missing just one thing… our PHATT sausage rolls are still to come. Are you ready for them?! 🙈🔥 TOMORROW PEOPLE 😘

Send this to the person you’re bringing for a coffee and a bake - let them know the Phatt sausage rolls are back ☕️

📍 Phatt Toad Coffee, Basildon, Essex

01/10/2026

BASILDON - fancy joining us for a run and a coffee this Sunday? 🏃‍♀️☕️🤎

Phatt Toad Run Club takes place every first Sunday of the month, and this month that’s 4 October!

We’ve built such an amazing little community and have a brilliant turnout each month. We’d love to see some new faces joining us 🫶

We cover around 5–6K - run, walk or jog, with all ages and abilities welcome. We’ve even had children coming along! Bring a friend or come on your own - everyone’s welcome.

Let’s make the most of this lovely weather, get moving and finish with a coffee at Phatt Toad. We’ll also have a limited selection of bakes available to purchase 🍪☀️

⏰ Meet at 8:45am
🏃 Set off at 9am
🗓 Sunday 4 October

Who’s joining us? Tag someone you’d bring along 👇🤎

26/09/2026

YOUR PHATT SUNDAY SPECIALS 🤎🔥

Tomorrow is the last Sunday of the month… you know what that means 👀 WE’RE OPEN 9AM–2:30PM!

🍫 Say hello to S’MORES ICED LATTE
Toasted marshmallow sweetness, rich chocolate drizzle and dreamy chocolate cold foam, finished with marshmallow and a buttery digestive crunch 🤤

🔥 And we’ve made the perfect pairing…
Our new S’MORES BROWNIE! A biscuit base, our OG chocolate brownie and a marshmallow topping. Pair it with your S’mores drink for the full experience 🤎

🥣 Meet the PHATT BROWNIE AÇAÍ BOWL!
Our classic brownie, served with one of our delicious açaí bowls for the ultimate chocolatey, fruity combo. The perfect balance of rich, fudgy brownie and refreshing açaí goodness 🤎

🤎 Our famous CINNAMON BUNS are BACK!
Freshly baked and ready for your Sunday treat.

🌀 A little sneak peek… PHATT SAVOURY SWIRLS!
The Phatt Toad team and Violet Rose Tattoo have been taste-testing all the flavours to make sure they’re just right… and tomorrow a Lucky few can be the first to try 🤤

We’ve literally made ONE TRAY for this early release, so if you want to be among the first to try them, get down early. First come, first served 👀

Our usual classic menu is still available too - these are just the new arrivals and returning favourites joining the line-up!

Available TOMORROW, 9AM–2:30PM.
📍 Phatt Toad Coffee, Basildon, Essex

Sweet or savoury - what are you trying first? 👇 Tag who’s coming with you 🤎

You, your bestie and a Phatt Toad coffee date 🤎✌️Looking for the best coffee in Essex? Come give us a try ☕️🍪Tag the fri...
22/09/2026

You, your bestie and a Phatt Toad coffee date 🤎✌️

Looking for the best coffee in Essex? Come give us a try ☕️🍪

Tag the friend who’s always up for “just a coffee” 👀

📍Phatt Toad Coffee, Basildon, Essex

If you’ve already left the house, you might as well make it worth it x 🐸Which little treat are you choosing? 👀          ...
09/09/2026

If you’ve already left the house, you might as well make it worth it x 🐸

Which little treat are you choosing? 👀

Address

1 Honywood
Basildon
SS143DS

Opening Hours

Monday 7:30am - 2pm
Tuesday 7:30am - 2pm
Wednesday 7:30am - 2pm
Thursday 7:30am - 2pm
Friday 7:30am - 2pm

Telephone

+447376659103

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