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Lucky Clucks Farm Lucky Clucks Farm is small hobby farm located in Hamilton/Niagara home to chickens and other animals.

11/02/2026

🎃🐔 PUMPKINS FOR CHICKENS! 🐔🎃

Halloween is almost here, and the ladies at Lucky Clucks Farm would like to remind everyone that your pumpkins are their snacks. 😂

Instead of tossing those pumpkins after Halloween, consider donating them to our flock of professional freeloaders. They’ll happily turn them into a buffet!

🎃 We’re accepting pumpkins that are:

* Unpainted and free of glue, wax, or other decorations
* Free of toothpicks, candles, and anything else that doesn’t belong in a chicken’s stomach
* Fresh and free of mold or rot

Carved or whole pumpkins are welcome!

📍 Local donations only — Smithville/West Lincoln area.

💌 Message us for details on donating.

Our chickens have absolutely no intention of thanking you, but they’ll happily destroy your pumpkins in record time.

♻️ Less waste, happy chickens, and one less thing heading to the landfill!

Lucky Clucks Farm 🐓💛

10/30/2026

Nothing quite like walking into a room full of women who all have something to say and absolutely no intention of listening to each other. 🐓

The gossip is relentless. The volume is unnecessary. And apparently, everyone has a fu***ng complaint.

I came in to collect eggs.

My mistake. 🙄

Anyone else have a flock that never shuts up.

10/28/2026

Some people spend their money on vacations, expensive hobbies, and nice things.

I spend mine on chicken feed so these a holes can wander around my property like they’re at an all-inclusive resort.

Not a single one has offered to pitch in.

And somehow, I’m the one obsessed with them. 🙄🐓

Tell me I’m not the only one funding this kind of bu****it. 😂

10/26/2026

They went from tiny balls of fluff to full-time chicken business REAL fast.

Scratch.
Peck.
Follow Mohawk.
Investigate dirt.
Eat something that probably isn’t food.
Repeat.

Meanwhile Mohawk is strutting around with her little entourage like she personally invented motherhood.

I cannot handle this tiny flock. 😂🐥

Sometimes you leave the farm and come home with a whole lot more than pictures. ❤️This week I traded chickens, egg check...
10/23/2026

Sometimes you leave the farm and come home with a whole lot more than pictures. ❤️

This week I traded chickens, egg checks and farm chaos for a girls’ night with one of my best friends of 20 years.

Angie has seen the Red Clay Strays 10 times. Me? This was #1. 😂

But this night became about much more than a concert.

Mental health has touched both of our lives and people we love. Those aren’t all our stories to share publicly, but they’re part of why conversations about mental health matter so much to us.

During the VIP experience, Angie shared some of her own journey, and I asked a question that came from our experiences.

There were Golden Tickets tucked into some backpacks that night for people to meet the band.

We didn’t get one.

Instead, after hearing us speak, they chose us. ❤️

Her 10th concert. My 1st. Twenty years of friendship—and somehow we ended up meeting the Red Clay Strays together.

We met new friends. We laughed, cried, sang our asses off and made another memory to add to 20 years’ worth of them.

And we were reminded of something important: you never really know what the person beside you is carrying.

The person laughing might also be struggling. The person who looks like they have it together might be fighting a battle you know nothing about.

So check on your people. Talk about the hard stuff. Ask for help when you need it. Remind people they’re not alone.

There is still so much life left to live. Old friends. New friends. First concerts. Tenth concerts. And moments you never could have planned.

Sometimes you need to step away from the farm and go live a little.

Turns out, we really are made by these moments. ❤️

And this one was pretty damn special.

Meet The Crackheads. 🐔🥚They eat eggs.They create problems.They increase my daily step count with hourly egg checks.And s...
10/21/2026

Meet The Crackheads. 🐔🥚

They eat eggs.
They create problems.
They increase my daily step count with hourly egg checks.
And somehow… they’re also responsible for 3.6 MILLION views.

Management would like to formally acknowledge that without their complete lack of boundaries, the Chuckit would still just be a dog toy.

So I guess… thanks? 😂

The Crackheads.
Chaos lays here. 🩵

10/19/2026

Breakfast at Lucky Clucks has one rule: no crumb left behind.

Lucy and Linus finished their salmon oil and egg, cleaned the bowls, cleaned their faces… then cleaned each other. 😂

No leftovers.
No personal space.
No dignity.

Just another completely normal department at Lucky Clucks. 🐾🥚

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10/18/2026

Facts.

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Smithville, ON

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