10/30/2026
Golden bean! 🪙
It's back and better than ever with over $3k in prizes.
Starting tomorrow and running through November, your order might have a Golden Bean.
All you have to do is buy some Artery coffee and pray to the Wonka gods. The more orders you make, the more chances to win ( ).
This year's prizes:
🥇 Golden Bean: Only 1 Golden bean this year. Whoever finds it will win a $500 gift car(e)d.
🥈 Silver Beans: 2 of these beans exists and each will win you a coffee tasting for you and 11 friends (either at your house, work or we can host you at the Artery). (Each valued over $600)
🥉 Copper Beans (say it with a Peaky Blinders accent): 3 of these exist and will win you a Coffee Right YOW Festival prize pack that includes 2 Early Access Bracelets so you can beat the lines for the first hour of the event, a branded Miir mug, tote bags, and a $50 gift card. (Each valued at over $150)
💚 Green Beans: 5 of these exist and will net the winners each a $100 gift car(e)d.
🎫 Raffle winner: each order will receive a Golden raffle ticket for a draw to take place Nov 30 with the winner taking a mystery prize pack valued at over $300 bucks and rising (sponsors have been adding to it!). It will be pretty sweet.
We love this contest and just a small token of thanks for all the support y'all show us throughout the year. Good luck and here's hoping we're incompetent enough to put all the beans into one order like Michael Scott.
ID: our Golden bean, a gold leaf painted coffee bean, rests in its goldmring box while sitting on an artery branded r shirt.