10/09/2026
Before sitting down to read another one of our Facebook posts, you might want to make yourself a cup of tea. ☕
After nearly six years of following us, most of you already know we do tend to waffle on a bit.
So, for those of you with better things to do:
Three pallets of British food have arrived, the bakery and freezers are full, we’ve got TWO new Yorkshire Tea flavours, pumpkin tarts THIS WEEKEND ONLY and Christmas pre-orders coming with an early bird discount. Normal weekend hours. CLOSED Monday.
There. The sensible people can leave now.
For the rest of you…
Yorkshire Tea have been at it again.
We’ve just received Sticky Toffee Brew and Victoria Sponge Brew, joining Biscuit Brew, Cherry Bakewell Brew and Bedtime Brew.
We can already hear some of you wondering what was wrong with tea tasting of tea.
Fair question. 😂
That’s part of the THREE PALLETS of British stock that arrived this week. Other highlights include Mr Kipling French Fancies, Bakewell Tarts and Battenbergs, M&S Custard Creams and Bourbon Creams, Hobnobs and Toffee Crisp, plus loads of crisps, biscuits, chocolate and a whole load more that we’ll inevitably remember five minutes after posting this.
🎃 And our once-a-year pumpkin tarts are BACK.
They’re not traditionally British and they’re not what we’re known for, but we’re bloody good at them.
We make ONE batch, once a year and some of you absolutely adore them. They’re lovely little spiced pumpkin tarts with real, freshly whipped cream on top. Our small contribution to the pumpkin spice movement.
None of us here like pumpkin.
All of us love our pumpkin tarts.
We appreciate that makes very little sense, but there we are. 😂
They’re absolutely delectable and available this weekend only. Once this batch is gone, that’s us done for the year.
If you’re cooking a Thanksgiving roast, we’ve got Aunt Bessie’s roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, stuffing balls, dumplings and chips plus Colman’s mustard, mint sauce, cranberry sauce and gravies. All those bits you remember you need approximately ten minutes after getting home from the shops.
And for our lovely vegetarian friends, we’ve got Quorn sausages, Quorn pieces and Linda McCartney pies too. 🌱
Of course, you could avoid the cooking altogether and have a Turkey Pie.
For years, we’ve been calling these our Thanksgiving Pies, Easter Pies and Christmas Pies, depending entirely on the calendar. Christmas would roll around and there we’d be, introducing you to a pie you’d already met at Thanksgiving.
Most of you clocked it.
Eventually, even we realised that joke had got old, which, given our occasionally cringy sense of humour, is saying something. 😂
So now we sell them all year round as Turkey Pies. You can call yours whatever you like.
They’re filled with turkey, cranberry sauce, Paxo stuffing and our poultry gravy, all wrapped in pastry. Absolutely glorious and now one of our most popular pies whatever the month.
The bakery is properly stocked for the weekend too, with Cornish pasties, sausage rolls, chicken pot pies, all your favourite steak pies, lots of scones, tarts and fresh cream cakes.
There is an unreasonable amount of food in this building.
And finally… Christmas. 🎄
Yes, we know it’s Thanksgiving.
Every year around now, our inbox gets inundated with questions about when Christmas is coming. Well, we have our largest-ever Christmas order on the way.
Over 40 pallets are somehow going to squeeze into this shop over the course of a couple of weeks.
It’s going to be absolute anarchy. 😂
Keep an eye on our website because Christmas pre-orders are going live with an early bird discount. You can get organised while we work out where the hell it’s all going.
We’re open our normal hours this weekend on Chain Lake Drive and CLOSED Monday for Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃
Right, important question before you go:
Sticky Toffee Brew, Victoria Sponge Brew… or should Yorkshire Tea stop buggering about and just leave tea alone? 😂
201 Chain Lake Drive, Halifax, NS