Valentine Butchers

29/10/2026

🚨 WEEKEND SPECIAL AT VALENTINE BUTCHERS! 🚨

We know times are tough at the moment, so we’re doing our bit to help you save a few dollars! 🥩💰

Spend $50 or more and get 15% OFF your shop! 🔥

Stock up on your family favourites, grab something for the BBQ, or fill the freezer while you’re saving!

Every bit of support means a lot to us, so get down and see the team.

📅 Offer ends Saturday at 12 midday!

📍 Valentine Butchers

Shop local, save a few dollars, and put some bloody good meat on the table! ❤️🥩

22/10/2026

🥓 FRESH OUT OF THE SMOKER! 🥓

Our in-house smoked maple bacon has been smoked and cooked fresh today, and just look at that colour! 😍🔥

🇦🇺 100% Australian pork with at least 95% Australian ingredients — made right here, with quality you can taste!

Perfect for your brekkie, burgers or a good old bacon and egg roll. 🥓🍳

Once you’ve tried proper in-house smoked bacon, there’s no going back!

Pop into Valentine Butchers and grab yourself some before it’s gone!

21/10/2026

🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS IS COMING, VALENTINE! 🎄🎅

We got an old-school signwriter in to give our shop window a bit of Christmas spirit, and how good does it look! 🙌 Nothing beats a bit of good old-fashioned hand-painted signage. The Grinch has even made an appearance! 😂

Now’s the time to start thinking about your Christmas feed, and we’re here to help sort it out! 🥩🍗

🔥 ALL OUR HAMS ARE SMOKED AND COOKED RIGHT HERE ON SITE! 🔥

🥓 Hams
🐷 Pork
🍗 Poultry

🎄 DON’T LEAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS ORDER TO THE LAST MINUTE!

Get in early and get your order sorted with the boys. Pop into the shop or give us a call — we’re happy to help you get everything ready for the big day.

Thanks for supporting your local butcher. We appreciate it more than you know! ❤️

See you in the shop, legends! 🎅🥩

15/10/2026

💍 THE KNOT IS TIED! ❤️

Well, the big boss has officially put a ring on it! 😂🥂

After a few days away marrying my beautiful wife and enjoying a little time away together, it’s back to reality and straight into the shop!

A massive thank you to everyone who helped out and held the fort while I was away. Now it’s time to roll the sleeves up, sharpen the knives and get stuck into what’s always one of our busiest times of the year… CHRISTMAS! 🎄🥩

The honeymoon might be over, but the Christmas rush is only just beginning! 😂

Thanks as always for supporting our little local business. We can’t wait to look after you all in the lead-up to Christmas!

❤️ From the newlyweds and the team at Valentine Butchers ❤️

03/10/2026

💍 THE BIG BOSS IS CLOCKING OFF! 😂

After what feels like forever, I’m finally getting married on Tuesday! 🥳❤️

So, I’ll be taking a well-earned week off and heading up to the Whitsundays for the rest of the week to celebrate (and hopefully not think about sausages for a few days 😂).

While I’m away, Jacob and Rob will be running the show at Valentine Butchers and looking after you all.

So please make their lives as difficult as possible while I’m gone… I need to make sure they appreciate me when I get back. 😂😂

📢 SHOP HOURS

We’ll be CLOSED Monday 5th October for the public holiday.

Then we’ll be OPEN AS PER USUAL from Tuesday 6th October, with Jacob & Rob holding the fort while I’m away.

A massive thank you to everyone for your support, and I’ll see you all when I’m back! ❤️

Cheers,
The Big Boss 🍻🥩

01/10/2026

17/09/2026

🚨 THE APPRENTICE HAS FINALLY TURNED 18 🚨

And somehow, on the exact same day, I’ve turned 31. 😂

I’ve spent the last few months training this bloke, watching him come a bloody long way, work his arse off and do more for me and the shop than he probably realises.

So naturally, to celebrate his 18th, I’ve given him the REST OF THE WEEK OFF.

What a generous boss. ❤️

…Or maybe I just wanted a few days of peace and quiet. 😂

Seriously though mate, you’ve come a bloody long way and I couldn’t be happier with the worker you’ve become. You’re always willing to help, you work hard and I genuinely appreciate everything you’ve done for me and the shop.

Now for the important part…

I only have TWO embarrassing photos of you.

But after staring at them for long enough, I’ve decided that two is plenty. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

📸 Exhibit A
📸 Exhibit B

Please study the evidence carefully. This is what I’ve had to put up with. 😂

You’re officially 18 now, so you can legally drink, make your own terrible decisions and unfortunately…

you’re still the apprentice. 😂🔪

Have a bloody good birthday mate! Enjoy your week off — you’ve earned it.

And happy 31st to me too! 🎉🍻

Although between the two of us, I’m the one who really deserves the week off. 😂🥩

16/09/2026

🌶️🍜 NEW — KOREAN RAMEN SNAGS 🍜🌶️

We’ve gone a little rogue with this one…

We’ve taken juicy pork sausages and loaded them up with Shin Ramyun noodles, Korean chilli, garlic, ginger & spring onion.

🌶️ A little kick
🍜 A whole lot of ramen
🔥 Made for the BBQ
🤤 And definitely not your average snag

Basically… ramen got bored of sitting in a bowl and decided to jump on the BBQ. 😂

Available NOW at Valentine Butchers — come grab a pack and tell us what you reckon!

KOREAN RAMEN SNAGS
Pork • Shin Ramyun • Korean Chilli • Garlic • Ginger • Spring Onion

🔥 Limited batch — once they’re gone, they’re gone!

10/09/2026

🌭🔥 THIN SAUSAGE SPECIAL! 🔥🌭

It’s sausage time! 👌

Get 2KG of our thin sausages for just $35! 😍

Perfect for the BBQ, a quick midweek dinner or stocking the freezer. 🥩🔥

👉 2KG — $35
👉 Freshly made in store
👉 Get in quick — once they’re gone, they’re gone!

📍 Valentine Butchers

Tag someone who needs to know about this deal! 😂🌭