07/06/2026
Most people think farming is all sunshine, fresh air and beautiful vegetables.
What they don't see is the constant pressure from the Farm Supervisor.
Take poor Jacob for example.
He arrived at work expecting a normal day.
Instead, he found himself under the watchful eye of Winnie (Farm Supervisor).
The task seemed simple enough.
Dig a hole.
Unfortunately, every shovel full was met with expert commentary.
"Bit shallow."
"I've buried tennis balls deeper than that."
"Are you digging a hole or planting a seed?"
"At this rate we'll be finished by Christmas."
To be fair, Winnie does have extensive excavation experience. She has personally dug hundreds of holes throughout her career, although most were for purposes that remain classified.
Despite receiving no assistance whatsoever from his supervisor, Jacob persevered.
Meanwhile Winnie remained laser-focused on quality control from her strategic observation post.
Eventually the hole reached a depth deemed acceptable.
Winnie nodded in approval, stood up, stretched, and headed off for a well-earned nap in front of the fire.
Jacob was unavailable for comment.
Winnie's Workplace Wisdom: "If you can't be part of the solution, sit nearby and supervise." – Winnie
"I see your snack there. Think you can eat that without me?" – also Winnie
