Long Yard Butchering

30/10/2026

🍻🌵🏉 Long Yard Butchering proudly sponsoring “The Mexicans” Holbrook Touch Football Team 🏉🌵🍻

After a few years of recruitment attempts by several Long Yard clients from varying local teams, Mr Ferrari himself Jock Triggs* must have whispered the right words and got the butcher signed on in 2025.
Now in his second year, we’re proud to support The Mexicans in their quest for the flag along side Nabiac Livestock .

All the best team, much like the Brisbane Broncos (not this year 🫠) hopefully you hit the ground running in the second half of the season and charge it home 🏆

Credit to Warbs for the excellent work on the team uniform 👌🏼

* I have it on good authority, The Mexicans captain, Jock, was available for the team photo but on the back of the success of the RB Sellars Khancoban Campaign, he’s now refusing to do any unpaid promotional work 👎🏽

19/10/2026

No road? No worries!
Just a completely normal day, heading to work by boat 🚤 💨 🥩 🔪

18/10/2026

Victory by name, Victory by nature 👌🏼🇳🇿

Victory Knives Argus NZ

12/08/2026

Small business life. How’s the rain lately though 😎🙌

06/08/2026

🔊PSA 🔊
No fake news or AI here! Sorry not sorry.
(Well, a little bit sorry)

27/07/2026

The butcher’s been shopping by the looks…. What do we think 🤔 Equipment? Exotic animal? 🦒 🦓 🦁 Watch this space! 📦 🤩

24/04/2026

20/04/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS! 🫡🥳🎈

21/03/2026

⛽️ Fuel Fee Notice ⛽️

With fuel prices rising at a rapid rate lately, it’s having a noticeable impact on us as a mobile service.

To keep things sustainable, we’ll be introducing a **temporary fuel adjustment fee of $60 (inc. GST) per job**, effective immediately.

We’ve always built travel into our pricing and haven’t charged within our usual service area, but with the current increases, this step has unfortunately become necessary.

This isn’t a permanent change — we’ll review it regularly and adjust or remove it once fuel prices settle.

Thanks for your understanding, and feel free to get in touch if you’ve got any questions.

Andrew & Phoebe

10/03/2026

🚨 Records were made to be broken 🚨

Too busy to be slowed down by the weather last week, a few jobs got an extra rinse on the way into the cold room 🌧️. Check out this whopper that went on the hook last Monday. Dressing at 646kg, easily our biggest to date!

That’s a lot of steak 😳