Salty Fins

03/06/2026

🤠 HOWDY FOLKS!! 🤠

I've gotta tell ya, my man Des has got that fryer absolutely humming.

Last Friday he was cooking food quicker than I could take the orders. He had meals ready and waiting for me to wrap before I'd even finished talking to the next customer.

In a bold display of confidence, Des even decided to wrap an order himself because apparently I was "taking too long."

Let's just say cooking is definitely his talent... wrapping is still very much a work in progress. 😂

The marriage survived the ordeal and is still mostly intact.

📍 THIS WEEK'S TRADING

🐟 Friday 5th
Clinton Soccer Fields
⏰ 5pm until Al loses interest

🐟 Saturday 6th
BAM – Tannum Sands
⏰ 2pm until 7pm

Come grab some fresh fish, chips and a front-row seat to whatever relationship challenge Des and I create for ourselves this week.

See ya there!! 🍟🐟❤️

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27/05/2026

🌸🌸 HOWDY FOLKS 🌸🌸

Well what a day last Friday was at the soccer fields!!
There was a hint of love in the air!!

This SMOKIN HOT fella approached Al with a bunch of flowers!!! She swooned instantly.
Meanwhile Des stood there with eyes downcast, shoulders slumped, full of regret, thinking he’d lost his beloved missus to a better-looking bloke with fresh flowers and confidence.

Sadly for Al, the love bubble burst pretty quickly when she noticed SMOKIN HOT old mate was handing flowers out to everyone… men, women, probably a stray dog if one wandered past.

Then came the final heartbreak… watching him hug a SMOKIN HOT lady holding a cute little kid on her hip.
Turns out this lovely couple were just trying to get rid of flowers that hadn’t sold so they could pack up and head home to live their perfect little life while Des stood nearby smelling faintly of fish and disappointment.

ANYWAY…

Des and Al will be back selling the good stuff:

📍 Clinton Soccer Fields
📅 Friday 29th May
⏰ 5pm until whenever

Same spot.
Same chaos.
Same marriage hanging on by a thread.

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19/05/2026

🚨 MARRIAGE UPDATE 🚨
Still spending all my spare time learning how to be the perfect wife to my beloved.
It’s a tough gig… apparently eye rolling is “not supportive” and answering “whatever” is an attitude.” 🤷‍♀️🤣
Anyway, while I continue my training in being an absolute dream wife, we will be serving up the good stuff at:
📍 Clinton Soccer Fields
📅 Friday 22nd May
⏰ 5pm until Al has officially had enough of the beloved.
Come grab some feed, say g’day, and witness a marriage still hanging in there by a battered Cod and a few chips. 🍟🐟

12/05/2026

Howdy all!!
We are back from our second honeymoon at Capella!! 💍🤣

Turns out Red Claw, country music and being trapped together in the car for hours is either very good for a marriage… or very dangerous 😅

Good news though — we survived, and old mate Des is back cooking up the goods while Al pretends to be patient and understanding.

🐟🍟 We will be selling this Friday 15th May
⏰ From 5pm til whenever!!

📍 Clinton Sports Grounds — opposite Bunnings

Come say g’day, grab a feed, and help keep the marriage counsellor bills to a minimum 😂

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06/05/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

(No need to panic… but also… maybe panic a little)

Salty Fins will NOT be trading this Friday 😭

The main man and his smokin’ hot better half have legged it out west… chasing Red Claw at Mt Morgan 🦞 and then heading off to the Capella Country Music Festival 🎶

Rumour has it Des thinks he’s the headline act… jury’s still out on that one. If there is a storytelling comp, he will win for sure 🤣🤣

So unfortunately… no fish, no chips, no vinegar-induced happiness this Friday 💔

BUT don’t spiral too hard — we’ll be back NEXT Friday the 15th.

Until then… behave yourselves (or don’t, we’re not your parents)

03/05/2026

Howdy folks,
This is a last minute thing!!
Des is set up at Clinton Soccer fields NOW until 1.30ish!!
He is on his own so fingers crossed he doesn't blow the whole show up!!
We are still married, kinda!!
I am at my normal work today.

28/04/2026

Marital Status Update:
Still married… just. 🤣

A massive THANK YOU to all our legends — new faces and our loyal regulars. Without you lot, Des wouldn’t have an audience to show off his “world-famous” cooking skills (his words, not mine… mostly).

And can we talk about that wind and dust on Saturday?!
Fair dinkum… I looked like I’d been on a three-day bender — red eyes, hair going feral, the full experience. 💨😳

But we’re back for more!!

📍 CLINTON SPORTS FIELDS
🗓 Friday 1st May
⏰ 4pm until we stop having fun (or Des runs out of puff)

AND… big news!!
📍 BAM – Tannum Sands
🗓 Saturday 2nd May
⏰ 2pm – 7pm

We are proper excited about this one!!
Come down, grab a feed, have a laugh, and watch Des do his thing while I try to keep him in line 😜

— Salty Fins 🐟🍟

21/04/2026

Still married!! 💍Barely… but still counts 😅

Pack-up time is where the real sparks fly — and not the romantic kind 🤣

Anyway, we’re back slinging fish and testing the marriage again this week at Clinton Sports Grounds (opposite Bunnings)!

📍 Friday 24th⏰ 4pm until whenever (or until one of us storms off)

📍 Saturday 25th
1pm – until we’re done (or legally separated… kidding… maybe)

Come grab a feed, have a laugh, and watch the live reality show unfold 🎬🐟🍟

21/04/2026

🚨 MENU SHAKE-UP ALERT 🚨

We’ve tweaked the menu a little bit!

🐟 Fish has gone up a smidge — turns out they’ve been talking to each other and demanding better pay.

🍟 BUT… some of the other goodies have dropped down — because we’re nice like that.

😴 Fish Bites are currently on “rest mode.”Main reason? They’re pesky little buggers and take longer than Des explaining a fishing story.

Come down, have a feed, and help us keep Des busy (it’s safer for everyone).

15/04/2026

🔥 TODAY’S SPECIALS 🔥

Fresh local Sand Mullet
$8 a piece
$12 with chips

Battered Dim Sims
$1.50 each

Hot, fresh, and straight from the ocean to the fryer 🐟🍟
You know the drill… when it’s gone, it’s gone!