In the refugee camps in Germany during the war, there was no such thing as a supermarket or even a take away food bar. We could not go to a freezer and get a cardboard box to heat up It was home cooked traditional meals or nothing. But when the piroshki came out of the oven, it was a matter of who got there first. This is the spirit of a tradition which Yuri The Gulag Gourmet is continuing in Bund
eena. Today there is much food available from many different cultures...except Russia. The rich flavours and tastes that served peasant and tsar alike are now here for the asking. Let Yuri show you what is possible. Gulag Gourmet
You are excited to come home to endure sterile, mass produced proletariat gruel from cardboard box in supermarket freezer?...enjoy! Want to fill belly with best Bourgeoise, elitist cuisine enjoyed for decades by fat, corrupt Soviet Politburo Bureaucrats ? Want best quality Kremlin Cuisine? Talk to “Yuri, the Gulag Gourmet”. You live in Bundeena. Therefore you are rich, popular and successful. You got Roubles, you got Bling! You are Bundeenaburgher. Bundeena proletariat peasant ghetto (equivalent of Russia’s Ukraine) is called Maianbar. They got no Roubles no bling. We teach them to use electricity next year. Suppose you come home after hard day 're-educating' political detainees in ‘Long Bay Correctional Gulag’. Or you are feared capitalistic propagandist at ‘Sydney Morning Pravda’. Or political enforcer (head kicker) at ‘Australian Broadcasting Commisariat’. You come home to your empty mansion. You ring Yuri. You say: "Which glorious, authentic and traditional Russian goodies you got today, Yuri?". Yuri will have secret list just for you.
1. "Borscht" - traditional Russian beetroot soup using only best humanely slaughtered vegetables. This soup was reason for Revolution. Forget politics. Tsar's chef and Lenin's chef could not agree. Rest is history.
2. "Piroshki" - beautiful little Russian pies, soft, like Western security. Enjoyed throughout Russia by peasants, writers, uniformed thugs, ballet dancers and Josef Stalin. Perfect for privileged, pampered Bundeenaburgher.
3. "Kartoshkii Blini" - crisp, delicious pancakes made from best grated potatoes picked by strongest, most attractive and loyal peasants on collective farms from Moscow to Vladivostok.
4."Miasini Kotleti" –(Russian Roulettes)
minced beef patties, blended with black bread and sauteed onion. This recipe is from Yuri's dear, sainted, white haired Russian grandmother's family heritage - also known as “Order From Lenin".
5. "Gulag Goulash" - favourite Iron Curtain dish. So popular in Soviet Union, Stalin stood in queue. Not so popular in Ukraine. Can get side dish of welding rods. When does this dining revolution, this Bolshevism in Bundeena begin? Obviously, Comrades, for the cold Australian winter season, May Day, 1st May. But wait! There's more! With every order you get zodiac "Misfortune Cookie"- your true character is revealed and you can really enjoy who you are even if your friends and family cannot. Just like proletariat. Yuri The Gulag Gourmet. Where is his secret KGB kitchen located?
15 Beachcomber Ave Bundeena. Make subversive rendezvous with him on 0419412093. Internyet is [email protected]
You will not be denounced....too quickly. Nazdarovye!
