25/06/2026
Wait... whatever happened to Ruth?
We’ve heard the whispers.
Don't worry, she’s right here—and she has a massive confession to make: We sell more than just fish!!!
Firstly, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart for the incredible support and love from this community that I get to interact with daily. Today, I'm channeling my inner Oprah...
"You get a voucher! YOU get a voucher! EVERYONE GETS A VOUCHER!"
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Look, I get it. Sticking to just fish is safe. It's easy. But I’m a proud Saffa, living and working right here in Gauteng, in the heart of our community, and I know what we all want—and it's definitely not just fish.
So, I have to apologize to the purists. We at Dylan's Deli just couldn’t help ourselves. We made a wild, reckless decision to give you options. Along with spectacular seafood, we stock the world-famous **Astonish** cleaning range. We are deeply sorry if anyone is utterly triggered by the presence of a cleaning spray in the same universe as a salmon fillet. (We going to try keep the cleaning spray out the freezer, unless it needs to be cleaned!) But honestly, we chose Astonish because it’s cruelty-free, vegan, and handles kitchen cleanups like magic.
But wait! There's more. Because we clearly have no restraint, we are about to make things even crazier: **A gorgeous new range of tablecloths is coming soon.** Yes, tablecloths. We are deeply sorry for the absolute scandal of wanting your dinner table to look beautiful.
Honestly, if my son Dylan were here, he would be absolutely relishing this moment—mostly because he’d find a way to brilliantly mock me for trying to be a "serious business owner" while managing this beautiful chaos.
You see, Dylan didn't just have a sense of humor; he was the absolute king of sharp, tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. He had this incredible, witty way of looking at people taking themselves *way* too seriously and completely deflating the room with a single line. I can practically hear him reading over my shoulder right now in a ridiculous voice, teasing me: *"Mom, how dare you offer variety to the masses!!?* 🤪🤣*"*
Even when his health was a battle, his quick wit was his superpower. He used laughter to keep us grounded, reminding me never to take the world too seriously, to embrace the chaos, and to just focus on what actually matters.
And to us, what matters is being right here on the ground, being part of a real community, and always being just a phone call away. To this end, we are incredibly proud to actively support **Hatzolah** and **Reach for a Dream**.
At Dylan's Deli, you get a dynamic, full-flavoured experience, overseen by Ruth, your local heart who has been managing your orders all along.
We’ve got you covered.
Dylan's Deli: Proudly violating the "fish-only" rule since day one.
