24/05/2026
When I say the fermented mustard I made two years ago was the best mustard I’ve ever had, it probably sounds like bragging. Truthfully, it’s more of a confession that I’m wildly picky about mustard. I want that sharp mustard bite right on the edge of “maybe too much,” but I also want depth, warmth, and enough complexity that you keep tasting something new with every spoonful. Herbs and spices should have their say too. A good mustard shouldn’t just burn your nose, it should tell a whole little story.
I’ll be making another batch of my original fermented mustard soon. It sold out last year at the Bluestone Vineyards German Christmas Market, which still feels a little surreal, but it was a German market, mustard makes sense there.
But this spring I started eyeing the wild garlic mustard growing all over my backyard and thought… surely this plant deserves a place at the table besides being called a w**d.
Garlic mustard has a wonderfully unruly flavor profile. The young leaves are bright and green with a garlicky finish, while the seeds and mature plants carry a peppery heat not unlike horseradish or traditional mustard greens. It also happens to be rich in vitamins A and C along with beneficial minerals and plant compounds that have made it a favorite in traditional foraging kitchens for generations.
So naturally, I started experimenting. This new mustard is still in development, but the goal is a spread that’s lively, earthy, sharp, and just wild enough to keep things interesting. The vinegar-based acidity, combined with proper canning methods, preserves the mustard safely while locking in that punchy flavor and herbal depth.
In other words: backyard w**ds are becoming condiment royalty.