Ripkitty

06/01/2026

Some people still buy their pantry staples from random marketplaces... 🤷‍♂️ We don’t get it either.
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05/29/2026

⚠️ BUD SAID POST THIS. SPINGBOTS SAID “HELL YEAH” AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALSO, THERE’S A QR CODE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE—BUD SAYS SCAN IT, SPINGBOTS SAYS IT MIGHT BE MAGIC. ⚠️

The weird little empire keeps growing.

Bud is buried in inventory, spreadsheets, product data, and whatever eldritch back-end wizardry keeps this whole operation running.

Meanwhile Spingbots is wandering around with a shipping label stuck to his ass convinced he’s having a productive day.

Business as usual.

Anyway…

🌱 Use code: BUDROOT20
💥 Get 20% OFF

Shop:
https://budsgrowery.com

Whether you’re a longtime customer or just stumbled into our corner of the internet by accident, now’s a damn good time to poke around and see what’s new.

Bud already knows exactly what’s in stock.

Spingbots is still looking for the tape gun.

Some things never change.

05/20/2026

⚠️ THINGS ARE GETTING REBUILT ⚠️

We’re currently reconstructing parts of the site behind the scenes, tuning systems, reorganizing collections, and making the whole damn thing cleaner, faster, and meaner.

While the chaos gets sorted out, you can still preview what’s cooking over here:

https://budsgrowery.com/pages/botanical-collection

New additions, updated collections, and more strange little creations are on the way.

Bud’s buried in the back-end architecture while Spingbots keeps pretending he’s helping by carrying boxes around dramatically.

Stay tuned

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03/26/2026

Alright… this is the final clarification, because somehow this keeps getting twisted:

The seeds on eBay, Amazon, Etsy, and Walmart?
👉 Those are NOT for cultivation.
👉 Those are food-grade / edible h**p seeds.

Yeah — the same type you throw on a salad or blend into a smoothie.

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# # # 🥄 Let’s spell it out:

Marketplace seeds =
• Dehulled / sterilized / treated
• Sold as food products
• NOT intended to grow anything

So no — you’re not getting viable genetics off those platforms. That’s not what they’re for.

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# # 🧬 What WE do:

On Ripkitty.com, we deal strictly with actual viable h**p seeds — handled, stored, and maintained properly for their intended purpose.

If you still don’t get the difference, read it instead of arguing:
https://ripkitty.com/the-flamingo-gazette/why-we-exclusively-sell-viable-h**p-seeds-on-ripkittycom

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🧠 Simple breakdown:

• Marketplace seeds = food
• Ripkitty = viable genetics

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At this point, if someone is still confused, they’re not paying attention.

Conversation closed.
🖤 Ripkitty Records

03/20/2026

First time here? We got you.
Use IHF20 for 20% off your first order
👉

Industrial H**p Flower delivers federally compliant, high-quality h**p products with attitude. Built from the Ripkitty underground, refined for today — just real standards and raw edge. Powered in partnership with Ripkitty & Ripkitty x Bud’s Growery.

03/20/2026

https://industrialh**pflower.com/blogs/news/ripkitty-kratom

Kiwi’s back, he’s sick of bud, and Spingbots.

code: KIWI15 for 15% off.

Experience consistency with Ripkitty Kratom. Featuring Chill (Red Maeng) and TrainWreck (Green Maeng) in lab-tested, 3rd-party verified capsules. Shop 10 or 30ct.

09/08/2025

🚨 Looks like Bud and Spingbots went a little too hard on that grapefruit fly juice 🍊🪰 … now they’re stumbling around and dropping fat poppy seed discounts all over the place.

They leaked a code: POPPY30 🕷️🐯
That’s 30% off right now at:
👉 Ripkitty.com
👉 BudsGrowery.com

Better grab it before they sober up.

09/03/2025

Welcome to Ripkitty.ai — the marketplace that doesn’t just sell you s**t, it thinks with you. We’re packing advanced tech that cuts through the noise, making shopping faster, smarter, and easier than ever.

09/03/2025

Drop by https://ripkitty.io, check us out, get that 15% or whatever the f**k cents, before Bud robs the cooler of fruit flies.

05/12/2025

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Find flowers, poppy seeds, and more. Use code: BUDSSTASH20, POPPY20 for 20% Off our flower, and poppy seed line, need we say more?

https://budsgrowery.com or https://ripkittyxbudsgrowery.com