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Cali Sober Market Cali Sober Market offers functional, alcohol-free drinks and plant-powered goodies for a better-for-you buzz—no hangover.

Located in Metairie, LA, we’re your local spot for mindful, refreshing alcohol alternatives.

20/10/2026

the jury isn’t still out on science - alcohol and breast cancer are extremely linked.

Comment “rethinking drinking” if you want the full podcast episode I did with Dr. Austin Baeth

And if you need options for alcohol alternatives - come see us Cali Sober Market - this is exactly why we exist.

19/10/2026

That 3am wake-up is the alcohol wearing off and disrupting your REM sleep in the second half of the night.

Same 5pm ritual, minus the alcohol, means better nights and better mornings.

Follow along for our favorite finds, or stop in and we’ll help you pick your new go-to drink when you’re not “drinking”

Right outside of New Orleans, in Metairie, and stocked with a full variety of alcohol alternatives from kava, THC beverages and alcohol free options.

16/10/2026

skipping 🍷 on a Friday night is hard enough, making a buzz without the booze alternative shouldn’t be.

pour Kava Haven and your favorite ginger b**r (mine is the Fever-Tree Mixers USA light) and squeeze of lime if you have on hand. Boom- you just made the Metairie Mule.

Come pick up a bottle this weekend at the shop and ask about their new recipe book 👀👀

20% off select brands and flavors as we make room for new arrivals 🙌Get em while limited quantity is still here.Indigo H...
15/10/2026

20% off select brands and flavors as we make room for new arrivals 🙌

Get em while limited quantity is still here.

Indigo H**p Co. - just the waters are going, all other flavors staying

Dayzed | Adaptogen Botanical Drinks - saying goodbye to lemon lime and fruit punch, blueberry and pineapple staying

Three Spirit - spark. I still can’t figure out why you all don’t love this as much as I do, but here we are

H**p arousal bath bombs - you’re going to love these 🤫

14/10/2026

when “do you have 5 minutes to help me lift something” turns into - so glad you’re here, I’ve been wanting to rearrange the entire store 🤷‍♀️

Be sure to stop in this week to see the updates andddd so I can show him his efforts weren’t for nothing 😂😂

13/10/2026

You can’t get new results if you keep doing the same thing.

Alcohol was my block. Removing it unlocked a life I didn’t even know to dream of.

I believed my community wanted these options, and New Orleans agreed 🫶

Best TH🌊 Shop: Cali Sober Market

Best Sober-Friendly Bar: Mélange by Cali Sober

Thank you Gambit New Orleans for the best Best Of party.

12/10/2026

every bar, restaurant, retailer and consumer is going to need options people actually want as the billionaires continue to fight over market share and hurt us in the process.

Cali Sober Market has been selling a vast spectrum of alternatives (besides cannabis) for over 18 months now.

We know what’s good and we know what sits on the shelf and loses money.

Tag and send to who needs to know this 🙏

If you’re looking for alternatives that don’t require an ATC license and won’t be banned in December - send us a dm or schedule a tasting.

We’ve been stocking Kava Haven Leilo and Happie Fusion all over town for months now to help.

09/10/2026

samples all weekend of remaining blowout closeout - save, share with your friends so they don’t miss samples and specials ✌️

sleep gummies back in stock, limited quantity. Get em while you can.

H**p ban/market update:
The billionaires can beat us down but they can’t break us.

not ALL of our favorite products because illegal or chopped up to favor billionaires in December.

I spent all week via our distribution arm making sure we get alcohol AND THC alternatives to the bars and restaurants you love and frequent and where you shop when you can’t shop with us.

Anddddddd you may be finding one of our house favorites since day 1 popping up on a Star restaurant in town soon 👀👀

And lots of updates coming for our Lafayette and Baton Rouge friends of where you can get our favorite functional products in bars and restaurants. Until then, visit in BR and in Lafayette to find our favorites 🫶

Make sure to follow and repost to stay updated for next Fridays update.

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