Bar None Bees

10/22/2026

We can’t wait to see everyone this weekend!

10/16/2026

Acquired from another beekeeper lol. EMERGENCY BEE WARNING

DO NOT SCROLL.
YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT.

Thinking about getting “just a couple of hives”?

Because “it’ll be fun”?

Because “maybe I’ll sell a little honey”?
Cute.
That’s exactly how it starts. Two hives.

Harmless. Adorable.
Then one day you blink and it’s three.
You sneeze and it’s five.
You go to the bathroom and somehow it’s twelve. Next thing you know you’re out here looking like a mad scientist who’s lost a bet with nature:
75… 80… why are there still more?
Up to seven different locations where you have spread these bugs across the city.

You’re ordering wooden ware by the pallet.
You’re casually buying 12,000 honey bottles like that’s a normal Tuesday.
You justify building a shop to store "the savings of bulk purchases".
Your spouse won't let anyone even mention "bees" when your around.

This is not a hobby.

This is a full-blown, stinging, sticky, life-consuming addiction. There is no support group.

There is only more bees.
There is no rehab.
PLEASE.
BEE CAREFUL.
(And if you’re already past the point of no return…
welcome to the cult. We have honey.)
Find us anytime by checking out the “Find us at the markets” page on our website!
Www.BarNoneBees.com
Or come see us in person, along with dozens of wonderful vendors this weekend at New Caney Community Market!

10/15/2026

It’s a long way away but we are excited to be apart of this market. All 3 of our youngest daughters (who you sometimes see helping us in the booth) have gone or go to this school.

10/13/2026

2 quick little updates to the website. Added the link to buy our shirts (merch) and a map of our service area for lease bees.

10/04/2026

It’s a little cloudy but don’t let that stop you. Come out to the New Caney Community Market in the Valley Ranch shopping center today till 3pm!

10/03/2026

Find the queen.

10/03/2026

It’s a beautiful day to be at a market. We are here at Grand Central Park by Johnson Development Artisan Market till 1pm.

10/02/2026

Both our markets this weekend will be day of decisions based on their respective managers, you can still find our honey at S&C Farmily farmstand in spring.

🎃🍂 HEY FARMSTAND FAMILY! 🍂🎃

Just a reminder that we’ll be OPEN this weekend!

Friday, October 2nd-Sunday, October 4th
9:30 AM-8:00 PM
1911 Riley Fuzzel Rd.
Spring, TX 77386

Pictured are our Banana Biscoff Muffins 🍌🤎 -just ONE of the many goodies we’ll have this weekend! Our selection changes every day, so you never know what you might find. 🙂

‼️PRE-ORDER UPDATE:
We are no longer accepting pre-orders for this weekend, BUT we are now taking pre-orders for NEXT weekend, October 9th–11th!

✨ ALSO! Next Saturday, October 10th, we’ll be set up with some of our goodies at the craft show in Old Town Spring from 9 AM–4 PM! There will be lots of other amazing vendors there too!

Don’t worry-the farm stand will still be OPEN & STOCKED while we’re at the craft show! 🥰

We can’t wait to see y’all this weekend! 🤎🍂🎃

09/27/2026

For the holiday bakers out there looking for an alternative to sugar.

09/01/2026

Just finished our last ag client yard and the rain starts as I’m locking up the gate. Time to get the truck unloaded before the tropical storm hits.