10/22/2026
I brought a vision to our friends at The Cranky Goat: a warm, sunshine-filled sanctuary with farm-fresh breakfast served till 3 PM, cozy coffee, beautiful plants, and local handmade crafts. A place for community and connection!
Naturally, they responded by casually reminding me the building comes equipped with a haunting basement full of actual meat hooks.
Because nothing says "welcome, sit down and connect" quite like slasher-movie subterranean infrastructure. Thanks for keeping my feet on the ground, girls. Really bringing the ambiance.