Maplewood Lane Farms

06/03/2026

Pocket-sized chaos coordinators reporting for duty 🦃💛 Apparently turkey poults have decided scrub pockets are the VIP lounge on the farm. Warm, cozy, and close enough to supervise every move I make.

06/02/2026

Fresh from the farm 🫧🌿

Our newest batch of goat milk soap is here — Green Tea Cucumber! Made in small batches with creamy goat milk and a fresh, clean scent that feels like a little spa day in your hands.

Who else loves fresh, crisp scents? 💚

06/01/2026

Phil the duck is at it again… apparently he woke up today and chose violence. I’m starting to think I don’t own Phil — Phil owns me and I’m just living in his world trying to survive the daily terror campaign. 🦆😂

05/31/2026

Big day on the farm today! 🎉

The guineas have officially decided they’re grown now and have been promoted to full-time free range status. Thoughts and prayers to every bug, snake, and anything else that crosses their path. 😂

And in other breaking farm news… all FOUR turkey poults have hatched! 🦃🐥 They’ve entered the world loud, fluffy, and already acting like they own the place.

The farm is growing, the chaos is growing, and our feed bill is probably growing too. 🌾🤣

05/30/2026

🐣 IT’S HATCH DAY! 🐣 The turkey poults have officially started making their grand entrance into the world! There’s nothing better than hearing those first little peeps and watching tiny beaks crack through shells. Welcome to the farm, little ones! ❤️

05/28/2026

You know it’s feed time when the barn doors swing open and suddenly it’s a full-on goat stampede to the feed pans! 🐐😂 Nothing gets them moving faster than hearing those feed buckets rattling. Safe to say breakfast is the favorite part of the day around here!

Who else has animals that act like they’ve never been fed before? 🤦‍♀️🐐

05/26/2026

Tiny pecks, tiny wiggles, and big things happening in those eggs 🦃🥚

Hatch day is officially T-minus 4 days and these little turkey poults are on the move! We’re getting close to lockdown time, which means no more turning and lots of waiting, watching, and excitement around the incubator.

Who else loves seeing those little wiggles before hatch day? 💛

05/24/2026

I spy with my little eye... a tiny barn supervisor checking if breakfast is ready yet 🐐 👀

This is proof that baby goats can fit their heads in places they absolutely should not 🤣

05/21/2026

05/20/2026

Some of the best nights are the simple ones spent hanging out in the paddock. 🐐🤎

Just good company, curious goats, belly scratches, and a little reminder to slow down and enjoy the moment. Around here, this is our kind of evening therapy.