06/04/2026
Pennsylvanians could be standing outside in 72 degrees, light breeze, birds chirping, zero humidity, and still be like βyeah but wait til tomorrow.β
Vermonters do the exact same thing. ππ
This state treats weather like a personal enemy.
45 and raining. βGreat. Mud season again.β
75 and sunny. βNice now, but it'll probably rain later.β
First snowfall. βWinter's here.β
Third snowfall. βWhy do I still live here?β
A perfect fall day with peak foliage. βTourists are everywhere.β
A perfect summer day by Lake Champlain. βToo many bugs.β
We spend all winter dreaming about summer, then spend all summer complaining about humidity, black flies, and tourists. π
Meanwhile somebody's neighbor is outside splitting firewood during a snow squall wearing a flannel shirt like: βThis ain't cold.β
And somewhere in the Green Mountains there's a Vermonter drinking maple coffee on a porch while freezing rain falls sideways and casually saying: βCould be worse.β
Vermont weather could literally deliver sunshine, colorful foliage, mountain views, calm lakes, and perfect temperatures all in the same afternoon...
And somebody in Vermont would still say:
βYeah, but wait five minutes.β ππποΈ