17/11/2025
Faya don enter Buluku this morning oo 🚨🚨🙆🏽♂️😂😂
"How can a full-grown man be using his TEETH as w£ãpón in a fîght?" 😂
“Mr Jollof rice just dey bīté VDM up and down🤣… have you seen full grown MAN that bites?” 🙆🏽♂️
Today at the airport, VDM decided to help Mr Jollof fulfill the Instagram wãrriór promise he made — “Anytime I see VDM, I go pünçh am!”
Okay na, VDM show face make the pünçh for land.
Guess what?
This same man that talks like a lion online threw a púñçh like a Barbie Princess practicing ballet 😂💅😭😂😂🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
But here’s where the disgrace choke…
As the héat touched him small,
Una Baba Jollof rice suddenly turned from ‘Area Boy’ to ‘Area Døg’ and used his TEETH to bîté VDM’s chest like an infant searching for bwess milk 🤣🤣
A whole Mr “I’ll bé@t VDM on sight,” now fîghtîñg like someone trying to taste dinner before it’s cooked.
At this point, who go tell Jollof say biting is not self-defense… it’s survival instinct for people that know they can’t fîïght? 😂
VDM actually went to meet him so he could stand on his own words — but instead of púñching, Baba resorted to chewing flé$h.
Mr Jollof rice, abeg explain to your mûmú followers:
Is it fîīght you came for or protein supplement? 🤣🤣🙆🏽♂️😂😂🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
Call me VDM'S Defënse Minister 🪖🔫
You go'an Learn the hàrd Way Baba Jollof rice 🥴😂😂
laugh wan wound me like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
